I just crapped my pants!!?!


Question: Help!! I am at work. When I was using the urinal taking a piss, I accidentally crapped my pants. My shift just started. I am here for 8 more hours. I can't go home, I am at work. What should I do? I don't have 3 days. I need an answer NOW!!


Answers: Help!! I am at work. When I was using the urinal taking a piss, I accidentally crapped my pants. My shift just started. I am here for 8 more hours. I can't go home, I am at work. What should I do? I don't have 3 days. I need an answer NOW!!

sounds like you sharted yourself. that sucks.
take your boxers off and throw them in the trash. your going to have to free-ball it, but you need to get rid of the evidance

Uhh...use the bathroom at work and clean it up. How's that hard?

*sniff* *sniff* Do I smell a troll?

Lol if you are serious. Go back to the restroom, wipe yourself and dispose of your underwear. GL.

take off your underroos and go commando!

hahaha, you're funny, so i'll humor you and respond...if you had the courage to make it from the bathroom to your desk, you're shameless and with little self-control- but I like that in a man;)

Take the underwear off ..................... and clean your butt really good.................... then go back to work.......... Good luck......

hahahaha
clean up around the area and throw away your boxers/briefs/ighty whiteys? (:

This is the perfect time to walk up to someone and say: "Hey, I want to get into your pants!" When they ask you why, reply to them: "Because I just shiit in mine!" ;-)

hahahahahaha. sorry but that is pretty funny. Clean yourself and free ball mate.

Dang.....that sucks. Throw them drawers away!

Take your underwear off and put it in the water cooler. Then go commando.
-Brian





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