Male Masterbaiters: Have you ever shot yourself in the eye?!
Question: burns doesn't it?
Answers: burns doesn't it?
i wear safety glasses
wow...lol
EWW....did u get shot at?
I keep mine in a bottle next to my bed. That way I never go hungry ;)
err no i havent... cant said id try to hard to do it but... lol
"Aim away from face" was the first warning in the owner's manual that came with mine.
yeah i have. it doesnt taste too bad..
http://profiles.aim.com/ohmyglennis
nope i have great aim
Hahahahaha!
Is that the part that makes them go blind? Never mind me...I'm just here to see who's answering.
No I haven't. I've shot my Gf in the eye a few times. She shot herself a few times stroking me.
LMAO......
Peace.
ahahaha yes ive shot my self in the eye but befor it even got to my face i closed me eye fast lol
When I jack my husband off for fun sometimes, I get it in the eye. I have also gotten it in the mouth, ear, up my nose, in my hair, you name it. It's just ***, it can't hurt you. It's clean, too, no germs.
haha!
No it's not a high powered super soaker and I sure as hell don't have my head close enough to my penis to cover the distance.
I Love It!!! LMAO
Never happened to me, I learned from Capt. Jack Hoff so no burning eyes here :)
Yes it does burn......Ithe ol man was trying to give me a set of brains.....and it hit my eye....
sure does
I prefer to aim for distance.
LMAO! I can honestly say I have never done that! Awesome question by the way!
yh got it in my eye but it didnt burn nd its also gone in my mouth
no....my aim was better than that....maybe someone elses eye. now i'm lucky to have any thing to aim at my age.
I was masturbating upside down on my bed
i blew my load before i couldnt control it and got the jism on me eye. i sure burns. took a while to get it off me eyelids.
Its a game in my house how far can i shoot .. but clean up after is a pain in the *** ..
The trick to long shots:
Go for a couple of days - a week without ejacing...
Get cosy, have a warm up, take your time...
Make sure your really excited and then hold on cuz there sure will be some high velocity shots from the muzzle!
-Jvc
I've never been under that much pressure. Anyone who's ever had this happen obviously has never seen or at least learned the most important lesson about "handling a gun" from A Christmas Story: if you're not careful, all together now: YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!
Ok, embarrassed to admit this but yeah I have. A few months ago I was wanking away and I tried to shoot on my stomach but it was much stronger than expected and I got myself in the eye with a HUGE blob. Man that stung...my eye was red and burning for a couple of hours.
I aim away from the eye now just in case
yes I have but not deliberate
indeed i have and yes it does
wow i am sooooo surprized this didnt get taken off ===but nope i never got it in the eyes =but once i shot it in my hair