OH No MY PENIS IS GREEN?!
Question: OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS MY PPENIS HAS GONE GREEN PLEASE HELP!!!!
Answers: OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS MY PPENIS HAS GONE GREEN PLEASE HELP!!!!
finaly somebody to talk to
i have a blue penis#
lets be fwends
sure it has
See a doctor. Yuck
What's your name, Kermit?
Should not have gone pig shagging!
umm...take a shower?
oh no, my butt is orange, please help
But do you still smell like poo?
also isn't your face green too?
take it to your local police station and put it on their counter.
lol !..go c the doc, wha ya waiting for? i'd be going to A&E straight away
are you the jolly green giant
you should wash then shouldn't you.
That means it's going to drop off.
omg mines turning rainbow colors
ha ha, I hope you're joking. Otherwise, this a serious condition, and it means that your penis is going to fall off, along with your foot. Sorry!
It's time to start washing down there, buddy. ;D
Squeeze it really, really hard and maybe it will pop.
instead of posting on here go to a doctor. it might be ganggreen gases get it check before something happeneds
duuuuddeee.
maybe you accidentally stuck a cucumber down your pants.
maybe your turning into the hulk .. see a doctor man penis are usally the same colour as your sking is your skin green aswell.. or maybe when u ejuculate you stop it from coming out which bulids up..
lol omg my left ear is turning yellow! my right pinky is turning blue and my but is red! lol maby ur turning int a snake boy? is it getting scaley? is ur nose dry and boogerless? do u have a freakishly long tounge? read the cirque du freak series and ull see whereim getting this lol.... anyway if ur serius u should go see a doctor.. is it a light green or like a dark green? maby u ate ur sisters big cookie and shes mad so she spray painted half of u green so u thought u would have a desease? if its like a dark infected green u need to get off ur but right now dont worry about changing or anything and break the speed limit al the way to the emergency room.... usually stuff like fingers, toes turn green before the fal off and im thinking the same thing aplies to this too.... u have to go to the doctor now i am not lieing!!!!!!!! having a green penis is not normal or good!
*sniff* *sniffsniff*
I smell a TROLL!!!
eww you also smell like poo. maybe you should take a long shower, or defiantly go get checked out by a doctor. good luck!!!!!! hahahahaha
hahahahaha i cant stop laughing but seriously you should see a doctor thats rank
you have just made my day. thanks
Go to the doctor. If you are serious, this is serious, don't waste your time finding out what we think, the time to act is now.
Have you checked out , maybe your dad was a Martian !!!
I do not like green eggs and ham
GREEN OH MY GOODNESS get to a doctor before it falls off.
lol its normall dont panic!!!! when some1 has drank to much of the same drink it turns colour!!! you obviously like limeade! lovely!! i like banana milkshake and my boobs have gone yellow!! i also eat a lot of sweets, turning other parts of my body strange colours!! dont worry, just change you flavour every now and then! :o)
did you wash your hand after painting the garage door?
Too much gamma rays. Your turning into the HULK.