How far have you blown your load?!
Question: Ever had a situation where you're lying down on your back stimulating yourself and when the time came, it shot to your face?
Answers: Ever had a situation where you're lying down on your back stimulating yourself and when the time came, it shot to your face?
My ex-boyfriend shot himself in the eye once. I just about died laughing. It became a standing joke that he was going to put someone's eye out with that thing.
ewwwwwwwwwwwww thats gross perv
i shot it clear across the pacific once.
um...ew
you are not right.
im a girl...so no
but i would laugh if i saw that
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
all the way to the kitchen sink
ewww omg as if you've even typed that onto the internet!
2 point before deletion
2 meters my gf measured me once
Nooooo, but I have managed to shoot from my girlfriend's special place, to her chin. I've felt like a porn star my fair share of times.
lmfao!!! thats is seriously the funniest thing ive seen on this!!!!!!!
all over my walls.
My ex- once shot it so fast it went back in time.
Frequently. It's a common occurrence in teens, and normal.
lol i needed a good laugh
em im a girl sooo nope but if i was a boi maybe i guess...w8 eww...no it funni...ithink maybe in a way
HAHAHAHAHA
heeee. lol.
Did you taste it?
My bloke often does that, but when I am in the driving seat, so to speak, I always aim for his left nostril
across the universe!
maybe 6'
mine is probably floating around in space
Not rare to shoot and hit the wall behind me. Just gotta keep your face covered.
one time it shot through a wall like a bullet