Serious penis question!!!?!
Question: i made a hole in my wall to "pleasure" myself but last night i was "pleasuring" myself and i felt like a rat bite so i took it out and it had a missing piece like the shape of tinny teeth and it was bleeding for a long time and it turned purple this mourning. someone please help this is a serious question!!
Answers: i made a hole in my wall to "pleasure" myself but last night i was "pleasuring" myself and i felt like a rat bite so i took it out and it had a missing piece like the shape of tinny teeth and it was bleeding for a long time and it turned purple this mourning. someone please help this is a serious question!!
Rats carry rabies so i would go to the doctor. I know that it would suck to tell them what happened but i would rather be safe than sorry.
Go to a doctors immediately. I'm not joking. You could lose your weiner if you don't treat it NOW.
Go to a doctor and it might b infected us there a tiny hole under the hole on your wall
get a girlfriend and go to the doctor.
I don't know why I'm answering this! If you are serious, you need to get to a Emergency room ASAP. Just tell them it happened when you were sleeping. What if you got rabies or some other infection? Your landlord must think you have awfully big termites where you live!
you need help in so many ways....go to a doctor (an MD & a Psychiatrist)
you should go to the doctor no matter how stupid you look. it could get infected....
Obviously you are looking for attention, thanks for the two points... LOSER next time try Jergens and playboy...
that sh*t is hilarious
Go to the doc asap, however stupid you might seem.
Seriously, go to the doctor to avoid infection. Please leave out the hole in the wall thing. You can keep the rat bite thing, but you don't want to be a bad dinner joke.
GO 2 THE DOCTORE B4 U LOOSE IT. AND DEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO DO THE PLESURING FOR YOU INSTEAD OF A WALL. WHO DOES THAT?
it happen to me it going to clear up in like 3 day don't worry
Oh man, why damage your walls? Anyway, just in case this REALLY is a serious question:
There's much safer ways to solitarily pleasure yourself than holes in the wall. They make sex toys for males that simulate vaginal and oral sex. I remember seeing an interesting one on Sue Johanson's website. Go to a doctor though, if it's purple, you could have a serious hemorrhage, and rats can carry diseases like rabies. Don't be embarrassed, I'm sure they've heard it all.
Sounds normal to me. I would just lather; rinse and repeat.
Rat bites on penis is very serious. U need to get innoculated against rat rabies. There are no known rat antitoxins therefore you have to do it the old way. You have to catch a rat doesnt matter what kind and screw the crap out it. give it a good *** whooping. When done thank the rat nicely go on your merry way you lying rat
You CAN'T be serious! If you are, go to a doctor and get a girlfriend or something instead of doing that again! This MUST be a joke.
WTF! you deserve rabies dude! thats sick! what would your mother say!
man um see a doctor or CUT IT OFF :] jk but yea see a doctor i have penis problems too :]
2 b onest thats quite gross, but woteva floats ur boat. well yea go doctors
This is so wrong on so many levels. First is the use of a hole in the wall. I am assuming that it is plaster as I can't see you making the effort for a hole in a brick wall. Second is the "bite" which might also be a nail or brad that caught your penis and, like a fishhook, ripped out a bit when you "disengaged" from the wall. At the very least, get a tetanus shot. Third is how you are going to explain to the doctor and/or nurse exactly how your penis got injured. (I would love to be a fly on the wall for that one!) But last, but not least, is what you are going to do after your penis heals, if indeed you have a penis left when this is all over with. Are you going to continue with your wall fetish? If so, I would suggest a six-inch square of plasterboard. If not, how are you going to achieve the same "pleasure" as you did previously? There is some room here for a serious psychological paper. And, if you are renting, how do you explain the hole to your landlord? If you are living with your parents, how are you going to explain the hole to them?
So many levels, so little time!
This is God telling you not to f*ck your wall.
cant type......laughing
Really? A hole in the wall? I am assuming you were standing while you were humpin the wall,, that must have been one HUGE rat to reach that far. I would advise getting the rat to the vet quickly, time is against him.
WHAT THE ****!!! GO TO THE HOSPITAL
Dude now that i finally stopped laughing my *** off. Before you go to far they will want to know what bit you, so they can try to get the head of the rat examined. the rabies shots use to be in the stomach and hurt like hell! You might consider carrying a broom stick like the younger kidz that prat ice on hole's in the trees. They shove the broom handle in first to check for squirrels. You might want to start checking for rats! otherwise you could lose your head on the wall pleasuring hole. That hole by any chance didn't go into some one elses place did it? A one eyed monster like that poking though a wall would be cause for action on the other side, and maybe some one thought they'd take a bite out of crime! you never know now a days. What ever it must of left a bad taste in their mouth for sure. That take the phrase bite me to a whole new level. Good Luck Dude!
911 911 christ go to the hospital before it falls off
You should go to the doctor asap. This might lead to very bad things you wouldn't want. And wtf? hole in the wall??
if ur serious go to the doctor and come back and tell us what happened and u can just hump ur pillow thats what I do