I HAVE STINKY FARTS! Help?!
Question: They almost killed my girlfriend in bed they were so powerful. What do I do? They come out faster than a formula one car!
Answers: They almost killed my girlfriend in bed they were so powerful. What do I do? They come out faster than a formula one car!
u should go to the docter this is very serious u may even have to have sergery to get rid of the smell!! lol
its normal isn't it -- just race to the bathroom before it come out.
just let em rip!!!!!! maybe shes into it.lol
Okay
Okay
THIS IS SERIOUS. A CASE OF FARTITOTUS..
TO solve the problem...
1)Open a bottle of wine
Then shove the cork up your bum...
Before your Gf catches it
hahahahahahahahahah!~~~~~
drink prunce juice , go poop , then you'll be fine
Less meat less beer and that should help. Look at your diet.
Where ever you may be,
Let your wind blow free.
Open up the window,
And let it blow away.
Here's a website you should check out:
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
water
ya its just what you ate yesterday or this week
the Best thing to do with a stinky fart is to make your hank into a scoop when yo know its coming out and and take your scooped hand and quickly move your scooped hand to your girlfriend or your mom whoever is in the room and yell scoop fart its funny
try beano:]
did something crawl up your butt and die
Could be something in your diet.....eating anything out of the ordinary lately? I sometimes have the same problem....usually the result of an upset stomach or something.