How can you fake sick?!
Question: i want to fake sick so i dont have to go to school tommorow what should i do and say.
Answers: i want to fake sick so i dont have to go to school tommorow what should i do and say.
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thermometer under warm water for a few seconds always worked for me.
just don't put it under there for too long b/c i don't think they'll believe you're really 150 degrees.
well one time my brother chewed up cherios and spit them in the toilet and told my parents he threw up haha
You can't. Anyone will figure out you're lying.
mix water with baking soda and you'll trow up 2 hours later
go to school. Hookeys not good:)
say you have headache and are nausous....have something small to eat in the morning...then act like you're throwing up...you have to make convincing noises
LOL..That's what I did once and got beaten up real bad...
It's not worth it dude..just go to school and get some education
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you can go to school and at the main door Start Spitting and thowing up.... so... No Doubt they will bring you home in Ambulance with those Musical Siren.
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enter the class and shout out loud that I am not feeling bad.... can't any one understand my god damn problem!
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Headache.... Don't do something serious that you have to lay down on Hospital's stretcher and get some type of Surgery!
Put Thermometer in the Hot Water ... and then Put in your mouth.. Breat with mouth while it is in the mouth and it will go EVEN higher... MORE FEVER...
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I think you are feeling dizzy, drop your self over and over on the SOFA!
Be Simple!
This is just for one day of school though.. Don't try these everyday!
Happy Learning!
put hot water on your forehead and say you have a fever..
well your education is more important then not going to school
Fake something that no one can tell whether you have it or not
such as a headache, stomach ache, sore throath, and so on
put a hot damp towel on your face before your mother comes in your room, youll look flushed and feel warm. then go to the bathroom and pretend to be 'backed up'.
no parent would send their kid to school constipated, and its embarassing enough for them to think youre telling the truth.
stomach cramps, tell them your having "bathroom" problems and your whole body aches like the flu
Force self to vomit and plead stomach virus if not wanting to vomit i suggest u find some laxative quick
just say your sick and need to get better because its been really cold and you accidently left your window open...its rianing were im at so...but if its not cold then just go poop and stay in the bathroom for a while and say you have the stomache flu...
say you feel the flu coming on.act like you are not
feeling well.
Take your self to school. Didn't you have enough time off during the Winter Break. Go to school I am calling your parents and letting them know you are faking it. LOL!
say you have diarrhea...works everytime...
Get a mouthfull of mushroom soup, walk into the living room in front of your parents and blow it all over the TV set. You're welcome in advance.
Easy. Put yourself in the sick mindset. Think sick. Walk slow. Breathe shallow. Your body will get the idea. By end of the day, you'll have either have nausea and vomiting or a fever. So in reality it's not faking sick.
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ok well this will make u puke. get a feather or something long and stick it down ur throat!!! it doesnt hurt at all it just kinda tickles ur throat so u will throw up! i do it all the time!
Say you feel dizzy and you cant catch your breath. Girls can fake their period cramps! But guys have it hard...
I tried saying I was dizzy and out of breath, and also added that I was really feeling like I would pass out, and they took my blood pressure and thought it was so serious they sent me home and called to see if I was okay.
Keep going to the bathroom and let your parents see u go, even if u just sit there, they'll think u got the runs, and the next day act like u have bad cramps and u should be golden.
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who are you trying to convince? if its your mom, or anyone, just say that you don't feel like going. unless you do this all the time, it shouldn't be a problem.telling the truth is always best, then you don't have to cover any lies. besides youll feel better being assertive and decisive
close one eye and pretend to be sensitive to light and put your finger pressing over one of your eyebrows and make yourself cry and say you have a migraine
how old are you? you are probably up past your bedtime. But, try the fever by dipping the thermometer in warm water. Think that was in E.T... Actually, I am a teacher, and why do you want to stay home.???? A test? Whatever you miss tomorrow, you will be further behind the next day. Get a good night sleep, go to bed and have a good day at school.
Ipecac and Ex-Lax
Take the Ex-Lax.. wait an hour or so, then take the Ipecac
Tonight put soap under your armpits and don't wash it off until after tomorrow. Wet your face, not excessively with hot water. It will all make you a little sick but it works.
Tonight, get a bunch of blankets and make your self really sweaty by the morning. Also prepare any sort of canned food dish mixed with other gross crap and mash it up. Then put it in the refrigerator (better yet, in your room) and then go to sleep. Wake up late and got to the bathroom. Dump the material in the toilet and tell your parents your are feeling like crap. Hope that helps! ;-)
Haha.
Funny.
Well, to successfully fake sick you have to start the night before. Start off light tonight...just complain about a slight stomach ache or headache. After about an hour of first complaining, ask if you can have an advil, and pretend to take one.
A while before you normally go to sleep on school nights, lightly suggest that you are feeling a bit ill and want to go to bed early. Then do that; go to bed early.
In the morning, just say that you are feeling worse and that your stomach really hurts or something. Then when your parents come around to asking if you can go to school, DON'T say no immidiatelly. Instead, say you don't know, and maybe eat breakfast and brush your teeth or something.
Then go and act even worse. Make stronger complaints, and then say that you want to rest. Your parents might suggest that you should stay home again, and this is the point where you agree and go to your room to lay down.
Beware that you'll have to continue to act sick throughout the day, or your parents will know and you'll never be able to pull it off again.
xD
Good luck!
if you miss enough days of school, i believe your parents could go to jail.
if you want that, youre a cold heartless little child.