URGENT!!! Drunk night troubles...?!
Question: Well it all started on Saturday night, twas a cold raining Saturday night. All seemed to go well, I got a call to go to a party that evening, since I was bored I decided to go. Turns out there was alcohol in that party, lots and lots of alcohol. Since I've never been drunk before I decided to try it out and started drinking. Next thing I know I wake up on the floor naked with my bum bleeding, and my friends show me this picture of me licking a dogs anus, his name is Fluffy (a Chihuahua resembling the Taco Bell Chihuahua [you know the one that says "Yo quiero Taco Bell" Yes, thats the one]) .
My question is that I've been feeling sick since it happen (feeling extremely tired, blood shot eyes, sore body, diarrhea, hurts when I pee)... do I have AIDS? Since I heard that AIDS started with monkey sex. And since my bum was bleeding I assume that mischievous canine had its way with me. Please help, I'm scared...
Answers: Well it all started on Saturday night, twas a cold raining Saturday night. All seemed to go well, I got a call to go to a party that evening, since I was bored I decided to go. Turns out there was alcohol in that party, lots and lots of alcohol. Since I've never been drunk before I decided to try it out and started drinking. Next thing I know I wake up on the floor naked with my bum bleeding, and my friends show me this picture of me licking a dogs anus, his name is Fluffy (a Chihuahua resembling the Taco Bell Chihuahua [you know the one that says "Yo quiero Taco Bell" Yes, thats the one]) .
My question is that I've been feeling sick since it happen (feeling extremely tired, blood shot eyes, sore body, diarrhea, hurts when I pee)... do I have AIDS? Since I heard that AIDS started with monkey sex. And since my bum was bleeding I assume that mischievous canine had its way with me. Please help, I'm scared...
Don't think you have AIDS. The symptoms of AIDS starts from 2 - 10 Years. Maybe you got a little infection from the dog sex.
*There's a virus called Feline Immuno Deficiency Virus (FIV)in Cats.
*I never heard of Canine Immuno deficiency virus or if it is there, don't think it can be transmitted to human.
First think. Don't be shy. Go to the doctor immedietely.
I don't know. But, the dog is should definitely be worried..
please tell me you're joking....if not then you definitely need to call a doctor. if your butt was bleeding then it wasnt from the dog...thier genitals are not large enough to cause any damage. sounds like someone else may have had their way w/ you.
First off, you're obviously trolling. If this had really happened you wouldn't be so flippant about it; you would be talking to the police, not strangers on the net.
Second, a Chihuahua's penis isn't large enough to do damage to an adult male human. You're simply making this up, and it's not amusing.
Your an idiot.
Hello Drunkard! What are you waiting for? Go to the Hospital now!