My fiance uses my penis as a microphone and sings into it before sex?!
Question: I dont get any pleasure from this but i know she will be really upset if i told her i didnt enjoy it.
Is there anyway i can break the news gently and has anyone else had this problem?
Thanks
Answers: I dont get any pleasure from this but i know she will be really upset if i told her i didnt enjoy it.
Is there anyway i can break the news gently and has anyone else had this problem?
Thanks
when the two people in a couple fail to communicate openly and honestly the relationship s destined for lots of rocky roads. Whether it is things sexually or who pays fo rth eice cream, it needs to be discussed to ensure both ar eon the same wavelength.
I realize that often one person will take offence ro be upset when they are told this or that isn't to their partner's liking. But they need to understand not everyone likes pistachio and accept the comments.
And, of course the thought of a partner getting upset is one major reason one perosn will not open up about things with their significant other.
But that is just plain worng. They need to communicate. They need to be open. They need to be honest. And of course understand and respect each other as well and try to ease into subjects rather than just blurt it out.
One thing to keep in mind, if it turns yrou partner's crank but doesn't hurt you or cause you to toatlly lose interest, then what's the problem. Your partner enjoys it so let them have their fun. Nto to say the topic should be avoided; more tha tthe two of you should be workign together to make it a more enjoyable expereince for both of you. And that goes for all sexual activities - try it, discuss it and adjust it until it is really working for both of you.
hahaha thats funny. just tell her in a sarcastic way.
lol that's the funniest thing I've read today.........
just tell her you don't like it.
We all do suffer this humiliation. Get used to it.
You could ask her to ensure that she incorporates swallowing the microphone into her act.
OK, if you're serious... and not a spammer: I really don't see why you care. Just sounds like she's having fun, and that's a good thing. I think you'd regret criticizing her for it. Just let it go and have fun.
Put your foot down and say you won't take this any more. She will whine for a bit but then not try again.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA.............
She's just being whimsical. Just humor her, she'll probably tire of this after a year or two. At least she's not saying "it's ugly!" or "eww! I won't touch it!".
And maybe the microphone bit is something to do while she's playing with your shaft. Maybe she thinks it's boring to just sit there and yank away.
next time ask her if she can hear the "WAVE".
you need to talk to her, just tell her, but dont act too serious, try to be open and smile so she knows u dont want to hurt her feelings.
Buy your ole-lady a Kareoke machine dude. That will cure her fetish. Your buddy, Bob...
Lmao!
Maybe you should sing into her crotch and she will see how akward that is.
thats funny right there
Tell her that it might get small if she constantly use it as a microphone enuogh to be as small as a lapel.
Or tell her that it is used best as an instrument to tickle her womanhood...
If that also doesn't work return the favor and use her boobs like a drum and try to pound it like a rockstar...from there i think she will understand that your problem.
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