What should I do ... ? (serious answers only)?!
Question: Last night, after a few Appletini's, my girlfriend blurted out (while we were in bed) "You have such a small one!"
I wasn't sure if she was joking or not ... and today I was too embarrassed to ask her what she meant.
What should I do ? :(
Answers: Last night, after a few Appletini's, my girlfriend blurted out (while we were in bed) "You have such a small one!"
I wasn't sure if she was joking or not ... and today I was too embarrassed to ask her what she meant.
What should I do ? :(
Your ... cocktail glasses...I'm sure that's what she meant. Appletinis are super manly, and she probably just wanted more manliness than you brought to the party.
Yeah, it wasn't about your very small penis okay? Don't worry about it.
ask her what she meant
tell her her **** is too narrow and her t1ts are too small... see how she likes it.
first of all if youre drinking appletinis
you shouldnt be with a chick
Mines BIG so i really cant help you, Poor girl.....
if she was drunk too, its possible she wasnt just joking. sometimes people say things when they're drunk that they actually mean...like the truth comes out. even if you asked her, she might lie or she might not remember, or she might pretend she never said it to save embarassement. you might as well try to ask at least though. however its not a good thing to say...just by reading it, it sounds like she would have experience right now with other sizes...:(
are you less than 7 inches?
then you have a small one and you know what she meant.
Just ask her. Or if you're embarrassed, just kid about it and see if she says anything about what she said.
...pretend it never happened... if it happens AGAIN, then you can think something's up.
I'm a woman and I say dump the *****...what a rude thing to say to someone! Really says a lot about the girl you're dating.
Ask her, if she was enjoying it I don't think she was talking about your --------. She may have been talking about something else. It doen't have to be big at all to bring pleasure.=====
I would put it down to her joking around when she was drunk and forget about it. Wether she was or wasn't joking she obviouslly likes you so who cares?
tell her the reason its small its because you have a large V-gina.
Did you ever watch curb enthusiasm with Larry David? There was a clip in his series about a man & a women .... the women compained about it being small & the man replied its because your thing is too big
tell her she just has a big vagina LOL. just kidding, seriously just casually ask her, i mean there isn't much you can do about it. there's a good chance that she was just buzzed and talking out her *** and thought she was being funny
Well next time you're drunk and having sex, yell out "It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway". I think then she'll realize you had a problem with the comment she made.
Dump her and go out with me ... I would never say that to my BF .....
She sounds mean!
My wife is a rude b!tch that says that to me all the time when she gets mad. The only problem is that she seems to have no problem getting her nut as have all of the women that I have previously slept with. She is the only one that has ever even said that to me. Some people that made it all the way through the eighth grade as she did can be so petty. Don't sweat it dude, remember the G spot on a woman is only about two inches inside the vagina.
well, considering you are not an anatomically correct doll, i would say that barbie knows her ****,
besides, you are a man wh0&e!!!!!!
sorry baby, i am just mad cause you wont call me back, i dont care who you are doing. i just want some us time..
call me k?
ummm most people are not that brutaly honest (if its true) did she say it joking-ly? Or did she seem seriouse...and never laugh about it. I dont think she would be that mean if it was true. So I think its a joke
You should have a little chat with your gf about that.
She sounds like a smarty pants to me. I bet you can park a truck in that vajaajaa
Pin yourself (guaranteed to make you feel tingly all over).
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Keep giving her Appletini's if u want to continue to get some....
BAD JOKE! I'm sure she was joking..she's your girlfriend,right. And, she's never complained has she???? Either ask her straight up; or leave it alone!
A drunken girls words are a sober girls thoughts
Loose the shallow B*$#H.........buy here a pony
Buy a p**is pump.
haha @ tn guy
Uh, no more appletini's for her! Or just tell her you're not small her hole is big!
next time make the witch drink wild turkey. everything looks big on wild turkey.
TELL HER HER P**** IS TO WIDE AND THAT THATS WHY YOUR THING SEAMS SMALL...HAHA
how rude.she sounds like a real twat. get rid of her.
well being the manly, sword fighting man that you are, you should have told her some thing like this at that very moment........." look hear the little toe ALWAYS,,,,ALWAYS....has a small toe nail so take it easy,because i am a manly man.I can fart, belch, scratch my but, and drink a beer all at the same time,WHILE im staring at your breasts" i am THEE MANLY MAN.
wooo hooo catz is on top of me again
Awww man she drank the truth serum.
Don't let that one slide...unless she wasn't wearing her glasses and she is farsighted.