Masturbating into something, and somefin akward hapened plz help?!
Question: i was at home, and wanted to see how much comes out when i jack off excactly, so i masturbated into a shampoo bottle which i found in my shower, and when i finished, i washed myself and did that, then got out and had bottle in my hand and my mom walked in, so i put it back into the shelf quickly pretending it was normal shampoo, but then my mum said she had to have a shower so she did, and she used the shampoo, and she thought something was very wierd, wat do i do, just not say anything?
Answers: i was at home, and wanted to see how much comes out when i jack off excactly, so i masturbated into a shampoo bottle which i found in my shower, and when i finished, i washed myself and did that, then got out and had bottle in my hand and my mom walked in, so i put it back into the shelf quickly pretending it was normal shampoo, but then my mum said she had to have a shower so she did, and she used the shampoo, and she thought something was very wierd, wat do i do, just not say anything?
Find out if it was as good for your mom's hair as that old frat legend claims. If it works well, then continue to help her out. Then, start a major business conglomerate where young men jack into bottles and make shampoo (you'll have no loss of boys who want to masturbate all day and get paid for it) and become a millionaire, then buy your mom a nice car because of it and tell her that she was the one that made it all possible.
LOL...forget it now:)
be careful next time!
your mom usually just barges in when u are having a shower?
LMOA !!!! its k now there isnt anythin u can do , i m sure ur mom would have washed it off like a shampoo
its all natural and probably healthy for hair... besides, its your mom man you already have shared lots of fluids with her when you were inside her...don't worry... unless the thought of what happened turns you on... then you've got issues my friend and you should talk to her and a professional.
You're taking the p*ss aren't you? haha lmao.
Do not tell your Mum! She doesn't need to know! it would just be too awkward!!
good luck haha
Too much information! lol
Don't tell your mom. Ok??
oyee.... Don't try this in tumbler next time!
did her hair stand up?
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
thats sick
how much was there?
yer full of sh-it
I"m throwing the B.S. flag on this one..and to anyone who buys this. How could you tell by going in a shampoo bottle. why not a glass? Or your hand? Or on any surface except into a shampoo bottle?
Your mom was probably watching you and wants to join in. Ususally it's your dad but now mom wants the action. That's illegal.
Just chill...and don't say nothin'. She probably realized it wasn't shampoo anyway. Just don't make the situation worse.
you are hilarious.... c u m is a good thing don't worry.
You are the worst liar in the world! You're so full of sh*t. LOL.
LOL SUCH A LIAR IVE READ UR QUES U LIE !!!! ALWAYS CHANGING UR AGE AND WT NOT WT WEIRD STUF HAPPN TO U LIARRRRR. os how do think of this stuf its well funny LOL .
she might get pregnant,your better leave home boy