My penis feels like its going to explode what should i do?!
Question: go have sex!
Answers: go have sex!
STICK IT IN A ROCK!!! with chuck norris' hand.
optimus prime would be good too!
did you piss nitroglicerine?
pack it in ice,till u find a girl,
YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW PLAY WITH IT AND EMPTY THE CHAMBER
Masturbate!
Don't stand too close to anybody. It could get messy.
Go Let It Fly
Take A Pee
Should help releive the pressure