Penis Transplant?!
Question: How old do you have to be to get a penis transplant? And where can you get one? I've had many a good time with my pink torpedo but i feel like its time for a change. Also, how much do they cost? Let me know please, especially if you've had one.
Answers: How old do you have to be to get a penis transplant? And where can you get one? I've had many a good time with my pink torpedo but i feel like its time for a change. Also, how much do they cost? Let me know please, especially if you've had one.
Have you checked Ebay?
Yea I'm pretty sure these don't exist. Maybe because of sex changes, but i don't think you can go to any old doctor and request a new dick.
You have to be 18. If you are younger than 18 you'll need parental consent. The cost of this operation is about $200. It's pretty painful and takes some time to heal but it's well worth it. 9 inches is 9 inches and ladies won't know it was a transplant.
you should be happy with your pink eraser, it is what it is it's short little and pink that's probably gross.
Oh My God.
Your kidding right..
Nope. No such operation.
Now would you put that on an organ donor card?
There isn't a penis store where you can just go and buy a penis, well they do have a place but it's called a bordello and runs about 50 bucks, if you swing that way. Otherwise the only penis transplant is going to be your own if it's cut off somehow and they can get it in time to put it on ice and reattach it. John Bobbit's wife cut his off and threw it out the window of the car as she was driving. There was a big search and they found it and put it back on. He even made a porn film after but his scarred little prick was no good, and most people just wanted to see what a reattached penis looked like.
call your ins. carrier. the surgery is called an ada****tome.
It's not about the size of the boat. It's all in the motion of the ocean. Gotta luv ur meat man! LUV UR MEAT!!!
I just use a clip on. One for each day of the week. Tonight (Wednesday) is 9 inch blue penis night.
some of you people crack me up LMAO
hoehum
Yes i had a penis transplant they cost between $400-$1000 depending on how bog your new 1 is going 2 be.
Bit of advice dont do it coz u dont get stiffys any more ( you need to stick a needle in ur dick to do that) and that usually scares the girls away
I was joking no such thing