What do you do if your mom catches you masturbating?!
Question: Tell her "GET THE F*CK OUT NOW" hahahaha no just go on like you would nothing different she understands the phase your going through not a big deal
Answers: Tell her "GET THE F*CK OUT NOW" hahahaha no just go on like you would nothing different she understands the phase your going through not a big deal
Explain to her it is a natural act.. I guess she'd prefer that than to have sex with a girl
go on living? at least she didnt catch u having sex.. masturbating is a part of life.. guys do it all the time.. it's normal.
mitch
I guess lock the door next time so she does not catch you - it is not a situation that I would want to be in, or a situation that i have ever been in.
Never had it happen (thank god!) but I would guess you would just have a few awkward moments, hope she doesn't wanna talk about it and for god sakes get a lock for the door, man
this is a funny question but to tell you the truth that i had never ever happened to me but i guess you can talk to her and tell her your a young man and you need to. the best way to not get caught in the action is in the shower plus you don't leave anything behind cause it all goes down the drain.
tell her to knock first!
WOW! I Feel For You Altho That Has Never Happened To Me.
I Sure She Already Knows About It!
Mom's Know Everything!
sorry that must have been embarassing as hell! Just don't bring it up and tell her to knock next time because it is YOUR room...you know your area to RELAX...your PRIVATE ZONE XD so if she starts to ***** at you about it tell her it's a normal thing and she shouldn't have BARGEd into your room...what can she expect from a teenage boy???DURRR i bet she has done it too when she was your age.
Do it in the bathroom.
well, my parents are immigrants and they would probably freak out, and send me to some priest if that happened to me. however, the only advice i can give you is to, since ur bedroom doesnt have a lock, use the bathroom. theres sure to be a lock on that door.
Well it's not going to be a comfortable thing to deal with.
You can try the tack that Mark Hoppus explained on a live CD, "I was just cleaning it, and it went off."
Another alternative would be just a cheap door bolt from Home Depot, Lowe's or Ace. They run about $5 and install in moments with just a screwdriver.
My brother had a neat sign he made in woodshop that he put on the door to his bedroom. "If the door is closed, please knock."
And if she says anything, you simply point out that you respect her privacy and ask her to respect yours.
I think she knew that you did it, she just may not have been expecting you to do it at that moment. I'd guess she's as embarrassed as you are.
So, let it lie unless she brings it up.
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GO TO THE BATHROOM OR WHEN THEY ARNT HOME
This happened to me as a young teenager. I was so embarrassed but after she went on I had to finish what I was doing. My dad talked with me later that night and told me to be more discrete. Life went on after that and believe me that won't be the last time you are embarrassed.
say "sex can wait thats why i masturbate!"
or tell her your hand and penis were fighting and you couldnt stop it
That's easy, because my mom DID catch me. I was sitting on my bed sort of facing the door. I forgot to lock the door. When she walked in I grabbed a t-shirt and covered up but she probably saw my erection before I got it covered, and I turned so red, she new EXACTLY what I was doing.
Well, she was embarrassed too and quickly excused herself and left. My mom is pretty cool about stuff and she never said a word about it, just like it never happened. I don't think she even told my dad although I don't think he would care. I think I'm lucky to have a very understanding mom.
she should understand. every guy does it
Act cool unless she brings it up. Since she's a mother, there's a fair chance she's had close contact with the males of the species. And yes, just about all of us masturbate, even if we have regular sex partners.
If the problem recurs, try to have some talks about privacy, growing up, and knocking on doors. (They'd be bummed if you burst in on their sex life, right?) If that fails, spend $0.95 at Home Depot for a bolt on your door to bring the point to their attention.
Every boy on earth jerks off, or almost every. They know that. Heck, they did that. Thoughtful parents won't make a big deal about it, unless you're leaving messes on the shower floor. And thoughtful parents know that it's the safest kind of sex, once your body tells you it's ready for sex.
Find a time when she really won't expect you to talk abou it. When she is alone reading and there is no one else around, say something that you would normally say and star with "and buy the way, KNOCK when you enter my room or bathroom. and leave it at that, If she want to talk about it. It will be up to you. If you don't want to talk about it. Don't.