What is the biggest crap you have ever taken?!


Question: mine was about 14 inches long and had about a 3 inch diameter... can you match that?


Answers: mine was about 14 inches long and had about a 3 inch diameter... can you match that?

DUDE.....I used to get the biggest shits when I was in middle school....Once after school( I walk home)....I felt the shits coming....HOLLY MOTHER OF GOD....I couldn't run ...it was kinda like the alien coming outta my @$$ rather than my chest....when I reached home i realised I'd forgotten the key....by this time I was ready to explode.....so I went to my back yard...took a bucket went under our tree and......CHRIST...the size,the smell..omfg.....I used the leaves as toilet paper...and used the hose to clean my under side....later that evening my dad reported that a monkey might have shat in our yard...go figure!

I ate a mexican child once. Shitting for weeks.

omg that funny as hell but i dont know how long mine are

Mine wasn't solid.

hahhahaa.... you sir, deserve a star for this odd question.

how did it go down the toilet bowl??? :-x

DID IT FLUSH DOWN IS THE QUESTION AND DID YOUR BUT EVER FEEL THE SAME SINCE

I'm sure that I speak for everyone on this website when I say how very proud we all are of your achievement.

Nowadays, it seems so many of are so busy with paying our bills, raising our children, finding time to relax and enjoy life that we forget the importance of measuring our turds and sharing that information with millions of people.

Bless you for sharing.

I had to stand up so it would drop. It must have been 18 inches long and like a soda can in diameter. When I flushed the toilet, I had to duck, because the turd started to whip around like a dragon's tail.
EDIT; I really should have gotten a C-section..LMAO!!!

I really don't give a s__t!

when it fell in the water my butt got wet

damn...ur dick touches the water?!?!?! it must be as long as your crap...or your water is just higher ever since u took that crap...ooh funny story i had really explosive diarrhea one day, and i had to sanitize the toilet seat cuz it got everywhere man, and there were chunks floating in the water..it was soooo gross... (i was sick at the time, very very very sick, and after i saw it i also vomited)





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