I want to enlarge my testicals?!


Question: I heard if you let them sit in yogurt that they will expand. Is this true?


Answers: I heard if you let them sit in yogurt that they will expand. Is this true?

Yes it's true. You have to put them in there for 8 hours though and then hit them with a rubber malet when your done.

thanks for ruining yogurt for me

you cant enlarge them, you can only grow, whoever told you the yogurt thing is an absolute moron, try putting your head underwater for 5 minutes, i've heard it does something really cool

Smacking them with a 2 by 4 works really good.

whoa....what? Why would you want to enlarge your testicles?
LOL. And I'm going to go with a no on the yogurt.

ummm...why? I have never hear any woman say - damn he has big testicals!- try that water thing I read-

I've got a great one. Be sure to follow these precice directions. Step 1. Have someone stick your head in water and hold it in there until the bubbles stop. It does wonders.

That is a fishwives' tale if you heard one. Nothing can make them larger. Unless you replace them with prosthetic testicles.

Have you considered a mental evaluation

i got a more serious answer for u
go suck ur balls till they get bigger
the more u suck
the more u choke
the hotter and bigger they get
or u can just go fck ur self =]

Masturbate frequently because as your testicles replace the semen that has been lost, your testicles will increase in size to hold more the next time there is a release to keep up with your activity.

have a friend beat them repeatedly with weighted barbells. they will get huge.

boiling hot yogurt will work.

Of course, if you could figure out how to contract Elephantitis, you would be the most popular guy in your therapy class.

Yogurt is what comes out if you shake it too much.

can i see a pic of them after u do what grundle says. them would be some big @ss balls

100% true, but you need to do it for at least 4 hours. Best of luck!

(P.S....organic yogurt cuts out 1/2 hour)

just work with what god gave you and be the best you can. there is always someone that will have bigger, smaller, than you, so just accept and move on!





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