How do you go from first date to putting it in her?!


Question: I mean c'mon, why so much acting inbetween?

I honestly happen to find this forum hilarious.


Answers: I mean c'mon, why so much acting inbetween?

I honestly happen to find this forum hilarious.

have you ever heard the expression " why buy the farm, when you can get the milk for free?".

we need to give you men the impression that were not all sluts. do you think you would marry a girl who gives it to you on the first night? would you take her home to mom? does she give it up this easy to every guy? maybe i don't want her in case she does. so we play like we are all cute little girls for a few dates if we really like a guy so we can keep him around longer.

because if you went straight into it then she'd think your just using her...

tell her you are in love with her....

Zozo is right... you have to create the illusion that you are NOT using her...

For a lot of women, sex and love tend to go together, especially since women's bodies release oxytocin when they have sex, which causes them to emotionally bond with their partner. If you're just looking for something to stick it in, they sell toys for that.

if thats all you want.....hire a hooker

If all you want is a place to dump your load without you being the one to clean up afterwards, then jerk off in the back yard.

You might not have noticed, but the typical p*ssy has a woman attached to it. When you grow up, you'll find the attachment to be quite interesting.

tell her you love her. she will let you put it wherever you want.

^^^^^^except the anus, for that, you need to get her drunk off her @ss

*wipes tear from eye*

Honey, go for an older woman. A lot are too horny to care about the etiquette for dating rules.





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