Anal vegetables?!
Question: Seriously here, what kinds of vegetables are good for anal insertion? Also, are fruits better than vegetables, if so why?
Answers: Seriously here, what kinds of vegetables are good for anal insertion? Also, are fruits better than vegetables, if so why?
I think this must absolutely be the best question that I've seen since I started reading Y!A.
I simply could not pass it up when I saw it.
To actually answer your question, it all depends on your preferences. I would suggest something a little firm, rather than soft - but either way you should be careful. Bananas would probably work (unpeeled), but I would think that would be over relatively quickly given that they're so soft. A cucumber that is uniformly rounded on both ends and has no bumps on it would be a good choice. People have also been known to try carrots and I imagine this would work as well.
Try to choose a vegetable that is going to fit the situation (both figuratively and literally). Try to choose things that don't have solid points or weird edges. You want something that's smooth, and relatively rounded with some firmness. Obviously, I wouldn't suggest weird fruits and veggies like strawberries or celery. Cucumbers are good because you can find them in various lengths and diameters that would suit you. They aren't all gigantic and they aren't all tiny. Find something you like and buy it. No one will even consider what you're doing with it.
The main thing to remember on this overall is that you need to wash the vegetables if you're going to use them without covering them. It might even be more easier for you to slip a condom over the vegetable. For example, grab a condom, slip it over a cucumber, lube it up a bit and go to town. Go easy and don't hurt yourself. =)
PS - It might be a bit odd if you buy condoms and a cucumber at the same time, but that's between you and the cashier. =D
You fruit!
Actually many fruits have your daily recommended value of vitamin C and other nutrients, although their more irregular textures are a matter of opinion...
rofl fukn sicko lol
i think cucumbers are really good.... they are nice and long. or you can always try a carrot or celery
Make sure they are washed first. And don't use any that will cause injury or be too painful.
Didn't your mother tell you not to insert anything in your anus that is bigger than your elbow??? (Or was that in your ear???) Fruit and veggies are for eating....
I hope you loose it up there you fruit!!!
Pineapple =]
don't eat them afterwards......
I'm gonna pass on the vegetable medley tonight...
(Salad always gives me gas...)
I just couldn't seem to pass up a question that starts "anal vegetables"
Just don't cook them first. That could be very unsatisfying, not to mention, messy.
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lmfao johnny trash
try a watermelon
Try some cactus or a pinecone
cucumber....or banana(unpeeled)
ps. and reading this made me laugh in tears XD i'm sorry..