Help! I've locked myself in the toilet!?!
Question: Ok, so I accidentally locked myself in the toilet. I can't open the door (I think it's jammed) AND I don't have my cell phone. I've been banging on the door and yelling for help but it's the basement of my school. I brought my computer down here cause I didn't want anybody to steal it. What should I do?
Answers: Ok, so I accidentally locked myself in the toilet. I can't open the door (I think it's jammed) AND I don't have my cell phone. I've been banging on the door and yelling for help but it's the basement of my school. I brought my computer down here cause I didn't want anybody to steal it. What should I do?
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ok there are two ways of going about dealing with this, first the commical way:
Turn of your computer, take out the hard drive and flush it down the toilet, keep flushing parts of your computer until the toilet floods, now....people respond very well to sensory experiences so when they hear, smell, see and feel the water around them they will come looking then as you sense them coming in let them know that you are trapped in the toilet.
No for the sensible option (although I actually the think the first option was quite a good idea):
Get lots of toilet paper and stuff it down the toilet, keeping flushing until it blocks.........ok you can see where that is going...
maybe you could try to slide under the door if there is a gap or maybe keep banging the door or climb over the top, keep banging the pipes so someone hears...................send an email to someone you know is online, email the police or use IM to tell someone.
Wow what a funny situation to be in, and how much more funny will it be when someone comes to help you and sees you sitting there with your computer lol, is it a desktop, that would be even more funny lmao!!!
While your waiting you could make tissue paper squelchies and chuck them at the ceiling, although you will have to use toilet water to make them stick to the ceiling....or spit....or even your very own home grown pis s.
Take a look at this newspaper article while you have the time:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/...
ok crap the URL's arent workin; just go to google and type in 'man stuck in toilet'
SCREAM!!!!
Send a e-mail to your local police department.
IM someone at your school....or email your school professor...another idea would be to break the door.
And if all else fails, atleast you dont have to worry about having to go to the bathroom!
If I was you, I would rub one out, relax and not panic. Someone will find you on Monday morning (if you you're school isn't on winter break next week) and you can survive drinking toilet water (or urine, if need be).
Hey... could be worst, the toliet could be backed up!
kick the doo right under neath the door knob. it will open if not email someone in the school.
You could always flush yourself down the toilet.
scream
I've traced your IP and phoned the police. You should be out within days. Don't worry.
Relax.
Just email your parents or something.
If you get stuck it's no a big deal and whatever
you do don't listen to the guy who said you could
drink your urine because you can't it is acid and will kill
you.
You're lying.
What school are you at? Someone could always look up the local police department number online and phone in on your behalf.
hahaha wowwwwwwww....calm down and e-mail sumbody
So the first thing you thought to do was go straight to Yahoo Answers? Ok, WTF were you doing to that poor toilet that you got your full body lodged inside of it? And then it "locked" on you and you've been banging on the "door"? There's nothing you can do now but wait for the drugs to wear off.
Ok so you are locked in a toilet? You asked two other questions at the same time:
1. How do you make a sex doll?
2. I think my girl is cheating on me but all I have for evidence is some pubes. Where can I send them for testing?
If you were really locked in a toilet you wouldn't be worrying about making a sex doll! And besides even in a schools basement, other people come in and use the toilets (in the last 40 minutes)
ok... well... my only advice is: send an email to ALL the people who live near you... until then...um... just wait patiently.