Lately my penis has been glowing green in the dark. What is this a symptom of?!


Question: I think it may have something to do with being abducted by aliens the other day. I knew I shouldn't have asked for a bigger probe...


Answers: I think it may have something to do with being abducted by aliens the other day. I knew I shouldn't have asked for a bigger probe...

Looks like you've got yourself a case of terminal Martian gonorrhea. I always knew you'd die an untimely death, but I thought it would be from overexertion.

Its a sign of madness

Radiation poisoning? Next time they will probably use an anal probe. Something to look forward to.

do you live near a nuclear plant ? ? ?

go to a rave you'll fit in there..

You must have forgotten to take off the glow in the dark condom again. I know it helps her find the little guy but you have to remember to take it off.

it's by sh***ing too many cucumbers,

u got some toxic waste on Ur penis

iz called radioactive ****
the only way you can get it is
self felliato with pop in your mouth
now we know what you do all the time

its a sign of doing drugs duh

next time take off the glow in the dark condom... :D

I've heard of that before. It's Glow-In-The-Dark Syndrome otherwise known as GITDS. The best thing to do about that is eat mac and cheese and drink 12 glasses of water a day.



LOL. Good luck with that glowing penis!

NOTHING TO DO WITH ALIEN ABDUCTION, I'M AFRAID... YOU'VE BEEN FED ISOTOPES AS A CHILD... THERE'S NO HELP FOR YOU...
SCHEDULE A CAT SCAN, THOUGH - RESULTS SHOULD PLACE YOU AMONG THE ALL-TIME TOP 5 BRAINLESS MEDICAL MARVELS!

You can't just leave well enough alone,can you? Don't worry,I've had this happen to me before.Just wait it out and you'll be fine in a week or so! You must however abstain from having sex until it clears up.....you could pass it!

That's strange mine glows blue.
Hmm.

Oy, you'd best get that checked out...is your doctor hot?

EDIT: pgraph, mine too!

Stop sleeping with Spiderman. That radiation of his is contagious.

way tooo much green jelly.

i've heard it's an std you get from doing it w/ your mom.





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