How can i get a woman to fart in my face?!
Question: take her to a mexican buffet and wait.
Answers: take her to a mexican buffet and wait.
fart in hers first!
Why would you want a girl to fart in your face...dumb ******* ****** *** *****
ask them this question
Grow up!!!! Get off the computer and go read a book!!!!
(A) Get a prostitute
(B) Have a one night stand with someone trashy
Ha ha ha ha lmao! So funny!
hehehahahaha...okay im done laughing now....hahahaha...
no, seriously im really done now...ur question was so amusing!!
thnx for the entertainment!!
i believe you have to rethink your goals in life....seriously, that's just weird.
Do you really want to do that? If you do you can find a woman to do it.
Just because I like to take every question seriously...
Liking to have a sexual partner fart in your face is a fetish. There's nothing wrong with it, but a lot of people, both men and women, won't share your fetish, and may judge you or find it odd.
Your best bet is to get yourself a girlfriend - I mean, a long term thing. About a few weeks or a month or more (play it by ear) after you've first become sexually intimate, start to bring up if she has any fantasies, or any unusual desires. She will tell you - everyone has them - and will ask you. At this point, you can mention this. And, most likely, especially if you have already fulfilled her desires, or say you will, she will go along with it and fart in your face.
By that time, hopefully you actually like this girl for more than her farts, especially since she is a "steady lay / fart", what with all the effort you put in just to get that fart thing going. And you can build a very beautiful, meaningful relationship on that...
And if I keep answering this way, I'm going to pass out laughing. :-)
you have a very weird fetish...
Thanks for the laugh.
tell her to stop talking to build up the compression !
Ask her. It seems weird to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat
****** retart why do you want a chick to fart in yo face dumb***
that's gross ******* ******
Are you for serious????? Why in the hell would you want a girl to fart in your face???? That's just fuckin sick.
I hope this is not a fetish or something.....
ewwww...i just threw up in my mouth
ha ha lmfas all day dog. that is the best crap i heard all day.
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