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Question: The Military Academy That Rapes Elephants Society State (MATRESS) has came to the conclusion that the number of remaining decimal counting kangacoons is 39. They have become an endangered species, and they've ordered all the electric blue sticks of eyeliner to capture the kangacoons with frying pans and empty cardboard boxes. The remaining kangacoons will be brought to a gorgeous coastal townhouse in Pirateville, where they must wear fake eyepatches on their legs. The townhouse, though, unfortunately, has a tear it the time-space continuum and sometimes huge time warps occur. This means that the endoplasmic reticulum will explode. I am so sorry because of all of the loses this will cause in our society. It will completely ravage our culture to pieces, and I want to thank all of the alligators for making such good things, like cotton candy, happen. I wish you all a happy Chickenday and want me to start ranting in Arabian now? Actually, I don't know Arabian, however, I do know Parapheli.


Answers: The Military Academy That Rapes Elephants Society State (MATRESS) has came to the conclusion that the number of remaining decimal counting kangacoons is 39. They have become an endangered species, and they've ordered all the electric blue sticks of eyeliner to capture the kangacoons with frying pans and empty cardboard boxes. The remaining kangacoons will be brought to a gorgeous coastal townhouse in Pirateville, where they must wear fake eyepatches on their legs. The townhouse, though, unfortunately, has a tear it the time-space continuum and sometimes huge time warps occur. This means that the endoplasmic reticulum will explode. I am so sorry because of all of the loses this will cause in our society. It will completely ravage our culture to pieces, and I want to thank all of the alligators for making such good things, like cotton candy, happen. I wish you all a happy Chickenday and want me to start ranting in Arabian now? Actually, I don't know Arabian, however, I do know Parapheli.

Ya know, this type of thing is the reason I had to stop smoking banana peals.

True, they were really neat to smoke, but well, they were starting to affect me....

Even today, as I walk around, the charming and delicate odor of my brain cells rotting in my head, tends to affect people near me..... And I see way too many flying monkeys that, I am told, are not there.

I'm not sure what this charming person (and intrepid question asker)... smoked recently, but boy.... Banana peels were mild by comparisom.

I don't suppose you've come back from the trip yet? Good. A word of advice to you then, kind sir: Watch out for the landing...

You've got an imagination, yes, and that tells me that someday... You're probably going to invent a game show called Jeopardy, or write a book called Dune, or maybe you'll come up with some little movie idea called Star Wars. It'll be something like that.....

In any case: We'll know who you are. We'll know your name. I just hope that we don't have to call you Pope XYZ, or Mr President, or some such title.

Such a warped imagination should not be wasted on trivial things like figuring out the unified field theory, or explaining relativity.

I'm not sure just WHAT your imagination SHOULD work on, but pick something worthwhile to answer, like: "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bed post overnight?", or "What IS the sound of one hand clapping?"

Anyhow, I hope you feel better in the morning.

Tylenol, anyone?

you are truly retarded

wow, dude, i am going to just say, you're pretty redics, seeing as how the questions you're making fun of are by immature little 15-year-olds and younger...you seem to be of somewhat intelligence (and that's to question) and a bit older and yet just as immature...congrats...

This was a easy 2 points this should have been posted in jokes

You probably are another account of Garrett B's





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