Can you please help me with this awkward subject?!
Question: I have recently started a Internet relationship with a lovely woman and this weekend we meet in person.I have never been with a woman before and have a fetish for farm yard animals.I have never done anything but she lives in the country and when we go out for lunch i am afraid i will get aroused if theres sheep in the fields.
Is this normal..and should i tell her.
thanks so much for not judging me..wil
Answers: I have recently started a Internet relationship with a lovely woman and this weekend we meet in person.I have never been with a woman before and have a fetish for farm yard animals.I have never done anything but she lives in the country and when we go out for lunch i am afraid i will get aroused if theres sheep in the fields.
Is this normal..and should i tell her.
thanks so much for not judging me..wil
Well Dear? This is quite normal? my boyfriend has the same fetish......in fact he will not make love unless there is a chicken in our bedroom......we keep our chicken caged up....and sometimes the odor is really bad..............but for the sake of our love life.....I have learned to live with this.......? When we make love my boyfriend takes the chicken out of the cage...........and has his foreplay with the chicken.....its very erotic.....and I find that this is a great way to keep our love fresh........................We have Baked Chicken on Sundays...and lets just say..............Sunday nights are HOT?
Don't tell her. Simply grab the sheep and caress it lovingly. I'm sure she'll get the hint. If she's not into it then hey, you've still got the sheep.
it won't make a difference if you get aroused or not.
She'll just think you like her. it won't cross her mind that you are gettin' horny off her sheep. She'll probably be flattered.
Tell her!
She may have a fetish for watching such things...
You never know until you try...
Peace.
Farm Animals LOL! Get her a pair of sheep skin panties!!
Are you Australian?
well if shes a real country girl she could probably teach YOU a thing or two about ropin' and ridin'.
Just think of the ugly sheep and you'll be fine!
lol
tell her!! she may live on a farm for a reason!
By any chance are you a KIWI.
I am laughing my @ss off with this question and sweetJudy really made me laugh out so loud!!!..Gosh.....!
You people really knows how to have fun!!
Just look out the window at the sheep while you're boffing her sheepy style.
Equivalent to porn, yes?
oh my god LOL how frigen funny sorry i cant help it if that's your thing go for t but tell the poor girl that you would rather sheepy than doggy he he lol. Crack me up or what. If anything you gave me a good laugh.
nice, i like my sheep when they have been freshly trimmed, I live close to Wales in the Uk so I have a never ending supply of them to keep my self busy, they take some catching but boy when you get there back legs in your welly boots it sure is fun, My wife likes to choose the sheep for me,
Tell her maybe she is a closet sheep bangin' voyeur
thats weird mate, but whatever you do dont get caught humping an animal you could go to jail then probably get raped in prison for being a sicko
ooh my gosh watch american pie : beta house, she dresses up as asheep, get an outfit like taht for her..!
Do billy goats turn you on like sheep do? Just wondering.