I have a short crooked penis. Is this normal?!
Question: My wiener is a bit crooked. I wouldn't say that its small but it is kinda short. It there any thing I can do to correct this problem. I've heard that sleeping naked as opposed to sleeping with underpants can help...please I'm really ashamed.
Answers: My wiener is a bit crooked. I wouldn't say that its small but it is kinda short. It there any thing I can do to correct this problem. I've heard that sleeping naked as opposed to sleeping with underpants can help...please I'm really ashamed.
Don't listen to all the dumb sl*ts who answered this question and said you were gross, weird, whatever, they probably have never seen a real penis up close and personal, or they are shallow, ignorant, and too immature to be experiencing sex. And the dude who said he watches a lot of porn - unless it's amateur porn starring ugly wives and fat husbands - the porn industry only casts men who are ridiculously hung, girthy, stand straight up - they are supposed to be seen as the male "ideal" b/c most porn is about objectifying women (using them as sex objects, nothing more), and what better way to symbolize power over a woman and virility than a big ol' horse c0ck pounding her to tears of pain?
Enough of that. You are completely NORMAL! As long as you aren't so "crooked" that you can't urinate, masturbate, get erect or ejaculate, or fit inside a woman (in which case you probably have a medical condition - I forgot the name of it, google it, it's a real condition), then you are fine! Penises come in all shapes, sizes, colors, lengths, showers vs. growers, etc., just like women's breasts and labia, men's testicles, feet size, hair color, I could go on forever. What's important (when it comes to sex) is whether you are an attentive lover who is confident enough to give his full attention to his lady and not shy under the covers - total turnoff for us. The guy I've been with for almost 3 years has a 4.5"ish (when erect) penis with sort of an upward curve, and he's the best sex I've ever had; the chemistry is out of this world! He's not so long that it hurts my cervix to go deep (he can almost fit the whole thing inside me - wouldn't you want to feel your whole penis being enveloped by a girl? Yeah hott.). He's also not so huge that I can give him head pretty deep without gagging. And the curve kind of....Well, here's an analogy: have you ever heard/read about the female G-spot and how a good way to stimulate her is to slide your finger in and crook it to make a "come here" kind of motion? My boyfriend's penis has a curve kiiiiind of like that, so let's just say he hits all the right spots! So basically, not having a stick-straight monster c0ck makes sex more pleasurable for us ladies, if you ask me!!
Stop worrying about your crooked, "kinda short" penis - it's all about how you use it and your generosity and enthusiasm during sex. There's nothing you can do to correct your curve. But again, if it's a severe curve that affects your normal penis *function* and/or causes pain, then you need to get that checked out by a doctor. Otherwise, learn to love it! Girls love confidence more than anything else. =)
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no, cut it off
umm.......have you had sex??? do the girls like it...lol???? if they do, dont worry about it.....lol
It can allow you to screw chicks around corners!
to each their own I guess
wtf put a nomal Question
yesss. if your under 18 it will grow back to normal. and if noone wants to "do" you just go to a bar.
well my boyfriends penis is a little curved its normal
..................dude thats nasty...
I watch porn, and haven't seen a short crooked penis, so I'm gonna say that's not the norm.
ive had sex with someone with a kinda crooked penis..... it was fine lol
well, *not an expert or anything* but iam quit sure that most penises arent Perfectly STRAIGHT! As long as it doesnt point like 90 degrees, iam sure it looks more/less normal. i dont think there is anything you can do to "fix" it bc nothing is "wrong" with it.
They come in all shapes and sizes.....like girls and their boobs....nobody likes their own. Its completely normal for a penis to be curved.
But If you are really worried, tell your parents you want a physical. Ask your doctor in private if you are embarrassed around your parents.
It is VERY normal. Dont distress. Let me tell you that almost 60% of teenagers have such a problem. As long as it is not at a 45 degree angle, you have nothing to worry about. You should know that the vagina is only at the max capable of taking four inches of feeling (by which I mean that the first four inches are the one with the most, and typically, all the feeling) so having a crooked penis will actually allow you to give your woman more pleasure in your love life. Enjoy God's gift and dont despair. You are lucky to have a normal Penis. Ignore any mean people on here. They are twelve year olds with a Yahoo! account.
yes, it's normal. they come in all sizes, and shapes. learn how to use it and you will be fine. it's all about confidence. from what i've heard, most guys have their's crooked in one way or another (including yours truly!).
you can't 'fix' the curvature of your penis, so don't bother trying. you could possibly have surgery to change it, but that has the risk of impotence. i wouldn't advise.
however, if after reading my comment (and hopefully ignoring asinine comments like that first guy's), you are still uncomfortable, you can go to see your doctor. if you're ashamed of showing it to your doctor, don't be. they've seen plenty. they may recommend sex therapy (and don't worry about that stigma -- most of this country is high on anti-depressents, -psychotics, etc. an incredible amount of people go to therapy (it's one of the sure jobs for centuries to come! people always need a therapist!).
I'm actually pretty sure you're normal. Almost all guys have curved penises, though there are the rare exceptions that have straight ones, but even then, it may be just slightly curved. As for what you sleep in, that really has nothing to do with the curvature or size of your penis. If you wear underwear that is too tight earlier in life, like in puberty, that may have some effect on which way your penis curves, but nothing can affect the size of it, that's determined by genetics. On top of that, you're probably longer than you're giving yourself credit for, as the average length is only 5 to 6 inches, and most guys that post here are often insecure and so lie by bragging that they have 8+ inches, which in reality, is pretty rare. I'm sure you're fine the way you are, and if you can see and accept that about yourself, you'll have more confidence, and you should know that it's confidence that will attract you a partner, and not the looks of your penis. So, learn to accept your body, be happy, and best of wishes for you in the future.
wiener? please stop saying that
unfortunately there is nothing to do about your situation but it is completely natural, some men are born with penises that crook up, like me, down or to the side.