Can you Please help me with this awkward question?!
Question: I have been dating a woman now and at weekends she comes over and stays the night.She as a pet poodle and insists it stays in the bedroom when we are getting intimate. The thing is when i feel its eyes watching me i lose my erection. She then shocked me by saying that sometimes when she gets horny she lets it have oral fun.I now find myself resenting the dog because it causes me penile problems, and i find myself jealous of it when i am not there because i know its pleasing her.
Should i tell her how i feel or just continue to suffer.
thanks for not judging me..wil
Answers: I have been dating a woman now and at weekends she comes over and stays the night.She as a pet poodle and insists it stays in the bedroom when we are getting intimate. The thing is when i feel its eyes watching me i lose my erection. She then shocked me by saying that sometimes when she gets horny she lets it have oral fun.I now find myself resenting the dog because it causes me penile problems, and i find myself jealous of it when i am not there because i know its pleasing her.
Should i tell her how i feel or just continue to suffer.
thanks for not judging me..wil
Bring the sheep in and see if she has a problem with it...
and
If she does....
ALL ANIMALS OUT.......
Peace.
Tell her how you feel. It's always for the best.
While bestiality is not my thing, some people enjoy it. Maybe you could incorporate the dog into your love making, try smearing peanut butter on your balls and anus.
i would tell her to send the dog into the other room because then you can have your alone time because if she cant do that than she olviosly cares more about a dog than her boyfriend if she chooses her dog that is preety sad.
Dogs are carriers of syphilis. I would get rid of the dog. tell her it's lost....................................... Nasty
Yes Wil, if you really are interested in her I think the easiest way to help you get over this issue is to confront her, because if you don't, the problem will only persist and get worst.
enjoy it like if someone was looking through your window well as if women is looking in your window saying he is really getting down
I got nothing
as a wise man once said 'Its a dogs life'...lol
i'm pretty accepting of all things but if i found out my boyfriend was letting his dog lick his genitals i'd break up with him. end of story. but if you really like the dog molester then just tell her how you feel. she should be more understanding.
I hope this is a joke.....get rid of this woman....there is something very wrong with her.......you deserve someone that does not have mental problems?
wow. porn stars preform in foot of cameras and people surrounding them and they act like no body's around.
obviously you aren't a pornstar but, it could be allot worse
but with that said, why would she want the dog to watch you do it? she has some issues dude. if she cant let you do it without the dog in the room, that means the dog has more power than you and thats not good
tell her the truth.. yes it would really happen. there are people that even the image of the saint were covered during their intimate moments...
use a c0ckring
put up mirrors and see yourself do it and lapse focus off the dog.
put some dog deterrant items in your room - maybe something like pine or catnip. when she asks ooooh my dog don't like your room anymore- explain I don't have the slightest of why >don't be smirking or grinning while you're saying that<
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After reading this it reminds me of the scene from Jerry Macquire where that dog was viewing them and the expressions on the dog's face.
There is only one solution for you...when in Rome be a Roman next time you two guys are intimate smear some peanut butter on your sac and let fido go to town I think you just invented a new version of doggie style.
Lose the woman because she isn't going to lose the dog. Its too well trained.
Not trying to judge you, but....gross...(on her part). This is not something you should think about for longer than one second. It's just wrong (*shudder* at the mental images).
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Da#n WIL you meet the strangest women, where do you hang out? You got some good answers so I'm going to leave you and your lady friend and the dog alone--have fun
kinky or krazy???? do what you know is best
Apparently dog thinks she's a *****.
Why should you treat her better?
You can also get a real ***** for the dog, so , the more the merrier.:)
I really enjoyed comment about bringing in a sheep and letting it enjoy your bedroom fun :))
Well some of the answers above are good, and some are just funny. But I would say that the best thing for you to do is to talk to her about it. Really this is the best answer for any problem you may have with her in the bedroom. The worst thing you can do is not talk to her because then you will still resent the dog and she may think you are not attracted to her because you lose your erection. If you talk she will probably understand. Good luck with your relationship, and I am glad you care enough about her to work it out and not just run away.
Tell her how you feel. Beastiality is just wrong. That is not what dogs are for.
The next time you go down, how will you know if the dog was there before you? Well, I guess by the fact that she's already smiling maybe?
A poodle, huh? Did she try other breeds before finding one that pleased her? Imagine the looks on the faces of the employees at the animal shelter as she shopped for the right dog. Geez.
I say tell her that since the dog seems to be pleasing her just fine, you are kicking her @ss, and the pooch, to the curb. Let's see the dog take her to dinner and buy her stuff. She'll come crawling back, minus the pooch.