Midget problems?!
Question: i am a 3 foot tall midget with a oversized penis. I have to tuck it into my sock or else it will hit the ground. Would letting it drag be safe or would i get scabs on my penis. I need all the help i can get. Suggestions would help too.
Answers: i am a 3 foot tall midget with a oversized penis. I have to tuck it into my sock or else it will hit the ground. Would letting it drag be safe or would i get scabs on my penis. I need all the help i can get. Suggestions would help too.
Midgets are God's little punchlines put on Earth so The Learning Channel has something to air.
buy it a sneaker!
Hold on, that would mean your penis is, like, a foot and a half long. Fair play.
Hahaha
Fit some wheels and drag it behind you.
Or fling it over your shoulder and tuck it in your belt at the back.
if you're anus is bleeding - i'd love to see the other two guys!
... no, actually I wouldn't!
LMAO at Christine M's answer.