Omg I have a penis what should I Do?!


Question: Holy ****! Are you serious! Okay...Dont panic! Take a deep breath, clothes your eyes and wake up! It's a dream I swear! If this doesnt help, call your doctor immediantly! You'll be okay...You poor, poor soul...


Answers: Holy ****! Are you serious! Okay...Dont panic! Take a deep breath, clothes your eyes and wake up! It's a dream I swear! If this doesnt help, call your doctor immediantly! You'll be okay...You poor, poor soul...

do what comes natural young lady

lol a waste of 5 pts. anyways this is what u do. turn off the computer and go to sleep

you to?

play with it cuz it gonna go missing cuz it soo small like ur moms hahahahahaha

chop it off fast

Ask your boyfriend.

There are two options: A surgery or consulting your nearest psychologist.

be careful, thats where your brain is.

Touch it and then stick it in your boyfriends mouth.

Use it to aim a litter better when you're peeing. Hope this helps.

Omg I don't ...what should I do?

u dont have to use it if u dont wanna...im sorry but ..stupid quote

Hehe play with it ^.^
Just kidding :)

play with it

Wash it for 10 minutes with Vaseline!

ok dont freak out.... first of all call 911 and tell the operator that a house robber gave you a penis. then while the authorities are on their way grab the nearest meat cleaver and chop it off asap.

I do too and I am proud of it, why you are not?

go join the band at school and use ur newly found friend as the drumstick and play a peaceful song at the local football game.

grab it and jack off!

Uh....well, you could just live life instead of asking what to do with your johnson. There's an idea!

pray...

:)

tell your mom immediately after our date.

First of all, big waste of 5 points. Second, I have a Penis too and i'm proud of it. You're not?? Finally, call a Psychiatrist.





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