Is it bad to masturbate with a bottle?!


Question: i masturbate using spermicidal lube and a mountain dew bottle is this bad?


Answers: i masturbate using spermicidal lube and a mountain dew bottle is this bad?

spermicidal lube=$6
1 mountain dew, 20 oz=$1.25
mountain dew bottle opening "1/2 inch wide"
a night alone with your tiny penis=priceless

LOL if it brings you pleasure then go for it

I think you are taking the " Do the Dew" advertisements a little too literally.

if its small enough to fit in there...why not.

Take a guess. If it makes you fell good thaen you're a friggin moron and need to get a life.

Bottles are made of glass and I wouldn't stick my dick into a glass bottle that could possibility break.....

Yes if there is no cap on it you have the suction problem . You can pull things out from the force of it.
Especially girls. They can cause major damage and lose their repruduction organs. I've actually seen the results of this.
You may want to look it up.
As a boy you can destroy the flesh and cause extreme pain.
As well as having to try to tell your dr what happened. How could you explain this to your parents or the drs. It's better to find other alternitives to the joys.

It could be pretty bad if your penis got stuck in it and you had to go to the ER to have it removed. Are you going to say you dropped the bottle and it landed upside down on your penis?

yes, its weird

well if u can get it in a bottle then u shouldn't even worry bout getting laid.

Yes, you could cause reverse suction and get the bottle stuck on your penis. Unless you have a drill handy to puncture a hole in the end to let air escape I guess it could be harmless ... or we shall be seeing you at an ER in your local area. ;)

Hand masturbators can be found under $10 on line ... and are a lot safer.

get a girl friend and use a condom

where is this mountain dew bottle going? i heard one time a guy had a coke bottle stuck up his a** and the doctor had to surguricial remove it. the doctor took pictures i seen them.. what a deal. its like why stick stuff up there/

R U referring to a plastic 20 oz bottle or the glass (if they still make them) or a 2 liter?

Oh my stars so you've painted an image of a micro-size penile shaft being able to fit those.

Well taking a chance of the penis getting engorged with more blood than the bottle will allow might get your d1ck stuck and having to get it medically removed IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM.

why does it matter if its bad or not.. if it makes you feel good then nothing else matters! through the morals out the window! haha.

Not if you are really in love with it, or engaged to it.
But best not to do it in public or at home while the vicar is visitng, some folk dont understand!, these people are called bottlephobics.

try a 2-liter pepsi. oh and leave a little in it, the fizz tickles.

WOW...you must be hung like a gerbil!

No, don't do that. You can get it stuck in there. It really does happen--go to an emergency room in a big city hospital some time late at night and see what people have stuck their penis in or what things they have stuck into themselves. If you want something safer, go to an adult products store (a pornshop!) and by a fake, plastic vagina--they do sell things like that!

I gave u a star because if u have one that little hmmm u are in for long life with out women...side does matter.

As long as it doesn't get stuck.go for it.

I can't believe this question made it this far.....whatever you want to do, just be careful there are no breaks in the bottle ?

ouch! I was thinking you might be a girl and I was going to warn you about something. It's too early in the day for violations but my heart was in the right place and this would have been good advice. Put a hole in the other end of that bottle. I don't discriminate.

enjoy

are u crazy, that is gonna get stuck. oh i just thankful i'm not you

It fits?

Is it one with the bigger tops?





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