What is with men and poop?!


Question: seriously - men talk about it all the time - the consistency, the colour, the smell, what cuisine caused it, stories of previous poop, how much straining one had to do and so on. as a woman, I have never had a poop conversation with my girlfriends. whats so great about poop lol


Answers: seriously - men talk about it all the time - the consistency, the colour, the smell, what cuisine caused it, stories of previous poop, how much straining one had to do and so on. as a woman, I have never had a poop conversation with my girlfriends. whats so great about poop lol

very rarely talk about it sorry can't be much help

Men compare alot of things to try to be better than the other male. dominant male

i never talk about it...sorry

i never heard that one before

It may just be the guys you know because the only time that's a topic of conversation is if someone has diarrhea or forgot to turn on the fan in the bathroom. I can count on the fingers of both hands the number of times even that's happened in mixed company.

this one time i craped out this turd that was like 20 inches and it was green and it was really fat. I had my friends come and look at it and they took a picture and put it on my space. I am so proud of the crap. it was awesome

You need to find men who do not live on a farm. Or find some
real men. Why would you tolerate that trash talk. Nothing per-
sonnel against you. But, you deserve better. Luck.

just a guy thing haha. most guys usually talk about dirty nasty things like that cuz there isnt anything much else to talk about

and women dont cuz they arent nasty haha

Well it's hard to explain. Some guys have a fetish for poop..... they have sex dreams in which they take a massive steaming **** on their girlfriend's/boyfriend's chests, then they **** like beasts, mashing the **** between them. Is this what you're talking about? If not I'm terribly sorry for not answering your question properly.
I just thought this is what you meant, because I can't see a girl; having sex thoughts that involved ****..... I saw a vid on the computer of a guy taking a giant dump in his underwear. You couldn't see it but it was poking out of his underwear, and the girl that was sitting on the bed got all disgusted and she ran away [the film ends up with the guy getting eaten out by another guy, but that's irrelevent to your question]. if I answered your question, I'm glad to help. If not, I'm sorry for wasting your time.

i dont know but my boyfriend is xactly the same!!! i get the run down on what his poop was like (the whole god damn experience) after every bowel motion... i try to tell him that i really dont want to know but its like he just cant keep it to himself... and dont get me started on if he has diahorrea!!!

They both cheat! Get it?

hey there l wouldnt even waste my time talking about my crap on the toilet..after all lm sure the topic would surely smell once and for all..,,,seeya

I have never met anyone talking about it the way you describe dear. It's probably a local thing.

hahaha!! I find myself in that situation. I don't talk about mine to ppl(how embarrasing,and awkward), but when I come out of the bathroom, i say: " don't go in there I dropped a hiroshima." It's more fun talk or just 2 crack some humor, just for guys to laugh. I know weird, like girls sharing period stories together, which is also gross. Or my cousin usually talks about his, not about the actual turds(gross) but the experience.(gross 2!) EXAMPLE: " have you ever went to the bathroom and when ur finished you begin to wipe, then ur like damn! I still have to go and get mad cause you began wiping already and have to do it again?" Things like that. Or what color is it after you eat a whole bunch or OREOS or HOT CHEETOS!LOL!!! stuff like that, or damn chinese food or taco bell tears my stomach up!! I be shootin' bullets in that bathroom!! Male talk: weird.

oh really.. i nvr talk abt this before

Women talk about it too - esp. if they were brought up that way (enough said).
But I think men have a different relationship with their bodies and their bodily functions - perhaps they talk about it in "gross"/over-informative terms because they know they're not supposed to care.





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