Proper maintenance procedure for third nipple?!
Question: C'mon ladies, you know you want me..
Answers: C'mon ladies, you know you want me..
Throw a ring on that one too, so now you'll have three nipple rings. Thread some heavy sewing thread or thin gold chain through all 3 rings, tie off neatly. Frolic and gambol through a spring meadow picking daisies. When you have gathered a bunch, weave them onto the gold chain/black thread to make a daisy chain. Count the pedals. Start with the first daisy. "She loves me, she loves me not." Do not shower with your rodents for approximately 3 days. Inspect your hirsute chest. If an odd number of pedals remain, she loves you. No further maintenance is required. If the number of pedals left is even, then get yourself arrested. This should be an easy task for you and I need not elaborate. During the intake de-lousing process, face proudly into the high pressure hose, which will blow off the remaining daisy pedals along with the chain and the rings, and will cauterize the small wounds left therefrom. Easy peasy.
cut it off
wait. you have a third nipple? i would have it removed
my brother has a third nipple
I don't beg for something that I know, under normal circumstances I probably couldn't have.
Talking about the third nipple.
ask mark walberg
Have your woman bite it off.
rub and caress it often... that's what I do with mine....
Does a bra with a little extra something count?
IF, ITS WHAT I THINK YOU ASKING?????
My husband would say kiss it gently.
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Just wash it with hot water to sterilize it. You don't want the baby getting ill.
Cocoa Butter.
Wax on.
Wax off.
Cuddling, cooing, and frequent rubs with Jergen's lotion.