How's about humor....?!


Question: A New Use For Viagra!

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked
the pharmacist for VIAGRA.

The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each
one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't
get you through sex."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't
even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far
enough so I don't pee on my shoes...."


Answers: A New Use For Viagra!

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked
the pharmacist for VIAGRA.

The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each
one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't
get you through sex."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't
even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far
enough so I don't pee on my shoes...."

Thanks I needed a smile today

Lol!

lol

ha ha ha funny

its not that funny

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. woooow.
thats nice:)

Haha...funny joke!

LOL

whats the question........ ohhhh its a funny...... thats a different web site..........
hehe

hahahha! too cute...

thanks for the laugh and the two points....


ten more would be great!

Thanks for the chuckle

I LIKE IT. HA HA HA I THINK THERE ARE A FEW YOUNG MEN OUT THERE THAT COULD USE SOME FOR THE SAME PROBLEM.

now that's cute

adorable! haha!

Viagra, the New Niagra of Honeymoon Falls,
One pill and so much fun with just the balls.
Viagra, viagra, it's got to be made in New York
So the babies can come from the stork or work,
You know how those New Yorkers are...
Always got their noses and hoses in someone else's.
So they knows when their noses are not at work.


Valrie in Ocala

hehe That's cute.

OK......I E mailed this down to my friend in Illinois before Christmas.....I wonder if it's the same one....humour gets around...doncha know.........

Hi Elyslund,
Hehehehehehehehehe...Very funny but that poor old man It's really hard getting old.. You win a Star from me..
A Friend,
poppy1

I can definitely relate. I think I'll try that.

It's difficult to pee with an erection, however small it may be.

Cute! Did you notice I changed my name from Lonnie to frayed knot...it's still me:) When I learn how, I'll use a pic instead of an avatar....(could just use yours, we look a lot alike).
Have a star and a nice day. ciao

you can always make my mornings bright.





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