My penis is 9 inches long but unfortunately it's on the inside of my body. W!
Question: That the funniest **** I've seen all day.
Answers: That the funniest **** I've seen all day.
laugh at yourself
Nice avatar....LMAO.
So then, you're a girl who wishes you were a boy?
Stop calling it a penis. You have a vagina.
try and pull it out, i do it all the time
Close your mouth real tight, plug your nose and sneeze.
Are you sure that is YOUR penis? Maybe someone else left it in there...
come up with a better question than this!! kc
are you sure ur a boy not a girl?
Roll over and smoke you a cigarette ! !
i dnt get it. add more details. eiither ur a guy pissed that u have a 9 inch dick becuz u wanna be a women and it sticks out. or ur a woman whos f**ucked up in the had and acts like she has a 9 inch penis...aka strap on maybe?
Have someone blow on your butthole. It will come out.
I'd say pull it out of your butt
Dive off a very tall building, sans parachute.
pull it with a truck! :P
An inverted penis.. how very rare...
My suggestion would be to see a doctor about your concerns...
I would, however, be a bit more concerned with having ahernia instead..more probable
IF IT'S INSIDE YOUR BODY HOW DO YOU KNOW IT IS 9 INCHES LONG ???
GO SEE A DOCTOR
Well, then you have a vagina so please stop making stupid questions that probally get you horny.
surgery
If it is that long then I would have it surgically pulled out so that I can enjoy it
Give yourself an enema--
Let me perform surgery
<<<<<<< doctor
not really, but I play a lot of Operation
I would ride it, but that's just me...
attach the kirby crevice tool to the end of it and turn the power on
Umm, you mean you can feel it under your skin? Like, I'm pretty sure you're talking about that you can feel it between your scrotum and your butt. Right? That is your penis, but it doesn't count at all when you measure, and you're not going to be able to "get it out" or anything. Sorry bud, nine inches (external penis of course) is quite an accomplishment, but the way you're measuring... it was incorrect. So I guess my answer to this question is that you were misunderstanding your body. I hope this helps... pretty long and confusing. :-P
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