I cant fart?!
Question: hi everyone. i have a serious question. i cant fart! well OK i can but it is always so small and quiet and very infrequent. i dont want them like that. i get jealous everytime i see my friends fart real loud and long. i dont understand. is it my diet? does exercise(or lack of) have anything to do with it? i am not a healthy eater and i eat a lot but contrary to what people say, i dont fart a lot. also i am very lazy. can someone please help me? i want to fart!
Answers: hi everyone. i have a serious question. i cant fart! well OK i can but it is always so small and quiet and very infrequent. i dont want them like that. i get jealous everytime i see my friends fart real loud and long. i dont understand. is it my diet? does exercise(or lack of) have anything to do with it? i am not a healthy eater and i eat a lot but contrary to what people say, i dont fart a lot. also i am very lazy. can someone please help me? i want to fart!
dont worry. i guess ur digestive system is clean. so u dont get much fart. farting is because of build up of gas because of bacterial action. more smelly big farts means more bacteria in intestines. so its not good.
forget all that crap..ur healthy...by the way if u want farts
eat lot of protien foods.eat green and yellow grams a lot
drink lots of milk and eat red meat and also eat salty foods and then ur digestive system get spoiled and u get great smelly loud farts......enjoyyy and disperse the crowds..
Well, it's your digestive sytem its most likely slowing down from being overerly used it should wear off if you slow the eating down a bit.
If I eat a bean burrito or a box of raisins, I fart of a storm (with very loud thunder barkers).
EAT LOTS OF FRUIT AND DO SOME WALKING WHICH SHOULD GET THINGS MOVING. MAKE SURE YOUR NOT CONSTIPATED AS THIS CAN STOP FARTING.
THIS IS COMING FROM A FEMALE MASTER FARTER THAT'S WHY I AM CALLED MARIE POPOFF.
just eat some G*d d*mn beans!
and isn't that a GOOD thing?
um nobody likes poeple who fart dont try!!!!!!!1
Umm.... EW! Why the hell would you want to fart? Your a loser. Go get a life. Damn.
eat a lot of sugar free candy--you'll be tootin in no time
Try burping ......................
we aren't going to help you fart, because who wants to be around a farter!
be healthy....eat beans....and who the hell cares if u fart lol????
Well, there are two ways of looking at this. You could drop one that will make people for two kilometers run for cover and request medical assistance, or at least emergency oxygen and you will be hated. Or you can drop those little ones and you are the only one who knows about it. Who needs to have the ability to fart to the extent that you will drown out the engines sound on a 747 on take-off?
Ok, seriously! Don't be jealous of your friends doing quadrophonic gut droppers. After a while you begin to wonder about people like that. You're fine as you are.
Oh, by the way, don't do that in aircraft or you will be REALLY hated and detested.
just get need more protein
Damn,I feel sorry for you!It's one of lifes great pleasures!