Masturbating Masters?!
Question: Ok I need to know what is the best way to masturbate.
I want it to feel the absolute best.
I also want different ways, Not just with my hand but with items ect...
Answers: Ok I need to know what is the best way to masturbate.
I want it to feel the absolute best.
I also want different ways, Not just with my hand but with items ect...
yo dude,
grab urself a banana that is of good size; cut off top at one end (fattest end); scoop out bananary stuff using a butter knife; wrap banana in packaging tape; slip over di.ck............
...............& pump away!!!!!!!!!!
its insane fun - spread the word ;-)
marcus
Buy a fleshlight, christ.
not real sure about different items, but coco butter works as far as a lubricant or ky.
try a banana peel
handsss
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I've heard that gloves- latex, silk etc- can heighten the experience.
Warm pie?? (American Pie movie) LOL
If you go to a sex store they have fake pussy... ;-)
Everyone sure seems to be infatuated with themselves!! Can't you find anything else to do than play w/ yourself all the time? Maybe you can get with the perverts that wonder if their's is big enough, and have a measurning contest!
Take a hammer and smash the heck out of your penis.
Now you gotta trust me on this one, dude. Try it.
www.advancedmasturbation.com shows alot of different ways to jack off and they have pictures and videos and stuff to show you actually how its done correctly.
Hope this helps!
in that movie gud luck chuck the guy uses a grapfruit after heating it up in the microwave
haha try that
You should put some of this effort into finding somebody to take care of that for you..