Wife experimented with shaving her bits last month?!
Question: has decided its too much touble and is letting it grow back
last night while in the throws of passion, i slipped out and hit a rough patch
i now have stubble burn on the end of my "old man"
its excruciating - what can i do to cool it down?
[tried old spice but nearly had to go to hospital!!!!!!!!!]
Answers: has decided its too much touble and is letting it grow back
last night while in the throws of passion, i slipped out and hit a rough patch
i now have stubble burn on the end of my "old man"
its excruciating - what can i do to cool it down?
[tried old spice but nearly had to go to hospital!!!!!!!!!]
lol i dont know wether to laugh or cry
old spice? are you nuts? do you know how much that stuff stings? - oops of course you do!
try lanacane cream it is a moisturiser and also contains a local anasthetic.
Moisturising cream.
Ouch! not nice try putting some ice over it that'll numb it a bit or some cooling cream
ahahahhahaha o man what a problem to have thats funny
I'd always advise waxing rather than shaving in that spot old chap. Gets rid of the roots, you see. When it grows back, it won't be sharp and your John Thomas should come out of the experience unscathed.
im sorry, but i cant stop laughing.
The MRS says Sudocrem
Now you know how a hedge hog feels like!
ooh, ouch! try vaseline or sudocrem
put a wee drop of E45 creme on the end.. maybe soothe it a wee bitty.
First of all, thanks for sharing... try some Triple antibiotic ointment, or erythromycin.
have ur wife eat a popcycle--then put the old man in her mouth
WE HAVE all had this fuss
I think the best thing may be Aloe Vera gel. It's cooling, plus it sooths and heals burns.
Good luck
You sound like a nice guy, so I won't say "serves you right!!" lol.......
Think on this....... I am a fair-skinned lady, and when I kiss a guy with a beard (stubble, or half-growth is even worse!), I get red, itchy, painful bumps on my FACE......your burn is just the same.....I bet your lady is a bit itchy "down there", too....it itches when it grows back.
DON'T put any more Old Spice or any other agitating cologne, body lotion, or aftershave on it.----the fragrance and/or astringent ingredients will just irritate your skin more. DON'T scratch it; like mosquito bites ( bedbugs,noseeeums, nits, etc) it will just itch more and become PAINFUL if you do. Calendula flower and others-seek herbal remedies ( salve form is best ) for eczema and psoriasis.........are best.
We know you boys like it shaved, but there are other options..............Let it grow soft and smooth, but keep it trimmed short, really short. And return the favor, eh? Testicles don't smell the besticle covered in musky hair lol.
Best to you and your lady!!!!!!!:)
Next time pay attention for smoothing the curve.
cold cream or moisturiser
oh you poor thing.
tell her waxing or using hair removing cream is kinder, the hair dont grow back with a rough edge.
for your pain, anything soft and moisturising will be good, a babys nappy rash cream is guaranteed not to hurt.
Sounds like she has some really corse hair!
Is she Greek or Italiano?
poor little chappie
cream and TLC (tender loving care)
Duct tape.
Go and get some nappy rash cream - bepathen, sudocrem or drapoline are good. Do not put a normal moisuriser on it, thats not gonna help.
wow that sucks! lol tell her to keep shaving and you have that problem. lol
Use after sun I always use it on my legs when I get shaving rash it really works.
sounds like she is using her vulva as a weapon. Make her have sex with a lesbian for a month and she will ensure she does not practice such messy grooming in future!
Don't really see how it can be too much trouble. Surely she's doing or going to a salon for her underarns & legs anyway. Another wee minute or so is all that it takes.
are you sure it wasnt a mans chin you knocked it on ha ha ha