My penis is to large, need help.?!
Question: scissors
Answers: scissors
There is a pill for that.
Dude, this is not a dating site. Quit trying to score. lol.
Now ~ can I have your phone number!
What help you need?... You need to help others with it.
take a chain saw to it
Try using it sometimes....that might help you :)
Your CRAZY!!!
Well, if you were trying to shock someone...you did it!
I am thoroughly floored!
Well, one doesn't park an SUV in a tiny garage. Find a bigger place to park it.
wake up, you're obviously delusional and dreaming.
Oh! SAT analogies!
Your penis is to large as an inchworm is to long.
I just wanted to read labgrrl's reaction to this. And, of course, it's a classic.
But just in case you actually did mean to say that your penis is "too" large - Home Depot is having a sale on wheelbarrows. Now through Saturday!
Mine too.
if your kidding good joke...but if your not i would go to the doctor and maybe he could give you something you could never be to big homie...but you want to avoid plastic surgery if they **** up you will remain di**less..good luck..
I'm glad I'm not the only who just came here to read LabGrrl's answer. *snicker*
Ok, umm..... If true, marry a porn star. I bet you can find one who will be accommodating to both your unfortunate condition and your poor grasp on the English language. (No offense to porn stars, I'm sure some of them are quite lovely and smart)
what you need help learning how to work itl.
a huge penis is no good if you don't know how to work it.
My man can show you some moves if you need it.
TOO... not to, unless what you meant is something like: "my penis is to large, as cucumber is to green."
sorry, i'm a grammar freak.
and are you asking if i need help? to answer, no thanks...
haha...
That is hot call me sumtime.
cut it off! XD
Well... then, you should keep it hidden from view. And I have JUST the right spot for you to hide it. But promise me you'll go slowly.