Ive lost my penis!?!


Question: I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.


This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I am starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
HELP!!!


Answers: I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.


This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I am starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
HELP!!!

can i borrow your detachable penis to?

lolzomgrotflmao

detachable penis....

did you check under the bed? thats where mine was last night....

Hahahahahaha xD

wtf are u!?!detachable?!?!?
eeewww!!!!!wtf nast ***...why da hell is it detachable?!?!?!?
ugh...and why wud u take it off too!?!/
eeewwwl
us a nasty *** motha******

You are a strange one!

Lot less clever than you think. Lot less.

I have a detachable penis too that I use for my boyfriend on special occasions ?

whatever lol

ya right your not sopost to say theas i am calling the goverment for privet informashon this will go in your crinamle recerd and you'll go to cort or your mom or dad.

Your a lesbian. (Strap-On)

Use a magnifying glass.

is it for real?
u had a surgery or something?
side effects?

I think you just accidentally swallow it...try rubbing your groin until you ejaculate and you might be able to detect where the pungent smell came from.

LOL

I think it's time for someone to go to rehab.

can i borrow it?

do u take it off so u can put it in ur mouth nd suck it

No worries! I found your penis!

I'm using it to cover a 1-inch crack in my wall ...

how come u lost ur DILDO ?

i found ur penis!!
it was in my mouthhh
:P

BACK TRACK XD

like looooooooooool !!!!!! pffft

Call its name dude ok and look around i hope you find him lol hahahaha





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