Im a professial glass eater and i really love my job but my poops really hurt, w!
Question: If you were truly a professional, then you would probably already have the answer to this question, you stupid ****.
Answers: If you were truly a professional, then you would probably already have the answer to this question, you stupid ****.
you should find a more painless profession. eating glass is unhealthy and will effect you in the long run
i think i would quit eating glass i think that would really help
dont poop
try a laxative...
Nothing more attractive than a river of sh!t laced with glass shards!!
Take a photo of it, and you could pass it off as 'Avant-garde' Art...
You should try drinking gasoline. It makes the shards go out, and with a pleasant smell. LOL
If you are taking any kind of antacids...stop and maybe the excess acid will help break-down the glass. Of course you know the obvious answer.
If you of course, can't quit, then i suggest chewing the glass up even more.