Going to Saudi Arabia later this year, should I bring my own?!
Question: I'm going to Saudi Arabia later this year on a 3 month assignment for work. I heard they don't have liquor stores over there, so how can I procure my booze, porn & rubbers? Should I bring my own?
Answers: I'm going to Saudi Arabia later this year on a 3 month assignment for work. I heard they don't have liquor stores over there, so how can I procure my booze, porn & rubbers? Should I bring my own?
Dude your hilarious!!
An yes, to be on the safe side, don't pack clothes (They make them dirt cheap there), just fill your luggage with alcohol, hustlers, and no need for condoms, whiskey dick is the ultimate form of birth control.
if you try to get that sort of contraband into Saudi Arabia, and get caught with it, you can do ten years in prison. Leave the booze, porn and rubbers at home, booze is illegal, porn is illegal and you aren't going to have the opportunity to use rubbers. If you aren't smart enough to know that, perhaps you shouldn't go, you could end up dead you know.
I lived in Dahran Saudi Arabia for half my life and, no. Good luck with trying to bring anything into that country. Customs watched all of our Disney movies and cut out scene that displayed anything on the female body other than there faces... About the "booz" just make a short trip over to Bahrain whenever you need to purchase/smuggle it in to Saudi. It's the only way. Same thing with Pork products.
yes
take ya own booze on a plain man are you crazy man TSA going to have your *** pressed face first on the wall saying your going to get drunk an high jack the plane.
As the old saying goes, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do". It's only for three months; if you break any of their religious laws or statues of the region you could be looking for big trouble outside of being ejected from the country, especially if you have sex with one of their own.
Not drinking for 3 months will do your liver a favour.
Not looking at porn for 3 months will make it all the more enjoyable when you return.
And as for the rubbers, leave the locals alone and give yourself a hand job. Not having sex for 3 months will be an explosive experience when you return.
Your booze and porn will be taken away at the border, rubbers should be OK,the rest is a Muslim religious thing.
I'm pretty sure all of that is against the Muslim faith lol
Yeah just make sure you clear that with your superiors first.
u cant trust me u cant do that there but porn DUhh its every where dont worry about it
I'd say No on everything except your porn. BUT your porn has to be hidden. Put it on your laptop or a CD-Rom that has those porn files un-openable.
Change the file extension from .jpg, .wav, .mpeg to .frt or some stupid extension that will not open - no matter what.
Then when you get in your room, change the extension back to what you want and jerk away. That's what I did when I went to S.A. ;)
no they dont have sex,liquor/porn you will be out of place there
Yep, great idea if you want to spend your 3 months and whole bunch more time in jail.
In Saudi it is totally against the law to import, make or otherwise consume any type of alcohol, porn is also illegal and you can't buy it, neither can you bring it with you as it will be confiscated and you will also be fined severely. On the positive side as far as rubbers go you should have no problems, apart from the fact that sleeping with a Saudi women will probably end up with you going to jail !
Make sure you are not booked to fly on Saudia Airlines as they don't serve alcohol, but most 'western' airlines flying into Saudi will serve you a drink.
I don't think there is a law banning you from buying grape juice, sugar and yeast though ...