Can you please help me with this sensitive subject, i hope this is the right cat!
Question: When i make love to my lover, every time i thrust i seem to pass wind, what makes it worse is so does she, with the air release from her loin valve.When she loin farts i laugh, and lose my erection, and when i an*s fart she holds her nose and gets turned off. I like a woman to stick a finger in there when making love but she refuses, i think this would kill 2 birds with one stone.She said i should eat less flatulence foods and tape my willy up to give it extra girth to stop loin farts.We are spending a fortune on air freshener, so my question is.
do we both need to compromise.
thanks for not judging me..wil
Answers: When i make love to my lover, every time i thrust i seem to pass wind, what makes it worse is so does she, with the air release from her loin valve.When she loin farts i laugh, and lose my erection, and when i an*s fart she holds her nose and gets turned off. I like a woman to stick a finger in there when making love but she refuses, i think this would kill 2 birds with one stone.She said i should eat less flatulence foods and tape my willy up to give it extra girth to stop loin farts.We are spending a fortune on air freshener, so my question is.
do we both need to compromise.
thanks for not judging me..wil
You worry too much about your latex lovers, Wills.
stay away from sugar alcohols... thay have an adverse affect in some peoples digestive tract and make them very gassy.
make a compromise. maybe get it checked out?
I had that same problem. I got a better BLOW UP WOMAN one with fender skirts,mud flaps,,big bird on hood and lights underneith. THAT SOLVED THE PROBLEM.
Dear God. ?
Beano
How about just agree to disagree....I've got long fingers.
uh...I got nothin'
A loin valve? That's a new one on me.
Wil dear....This lady has been around the block once to many times! Why is she judging you? I am sure she is the greater farter...........I am sure you have sweet little farts.....to match your little winky.........honey......there is not enough tape in the world to make up for the difference in the Grand Canyon.....and a pencil........................it just won't work!
Use Beano pills for the gas and if her vagina farts you'll have to experiment on finding ways to keep her from forming a seal on it during sex. *** for you anal fingering I suggest getting her some latex finger covers available at any drug store and some lube
The correct terminology is "quiefing", and it's normal, just work at 'er from an angle and it won't happen, it's all about avoiding an air seal. Dealing with gas is another topic, all about your diet.
A compromise is necessary. I believe there is a Hallmark card that says "Stick your finger up my butt while I tape up my todger". There is space for your own personal message of love inside.
Are you drinking or something?