I have a bit of a problem, please dont judge me?!
Question: I have recently acquired a penis enlargement pump, the trouble is when i start pumping it turns me on i prematurely ejaculate.I have no girlfriend but i do own 2 artificial latex lady friends.They cost a fortune but i am not getting the proper use out of them since i bought my penis enlargement pump.The reason i bought the pump was because the entrance on her loin valve was a little large and i wanted a snugger fit.So my question is...
Should i dispose of the pump, or write to the doll manufacture to tighten things up..
thanks for not judging wil
Answers: I have recently acquired a penis enlargement pump, the trouble is when i start pumping it turns me on i prematurely ejaculate.I have no girlfriend but i do own 2 artificial latex lady friends.They cost a fortune but i am not getting the proper use out of them since i bought my penis enlargement pump.The reason i bought the pump was because the entrance on her loin valve was a little large and i wanted a snugger fit.So my question is...
Should i dispose of the pump, or write to the doll manufacture to tighten things up..
thanks for not judging wil
lol I don't know if I can type........lol....................oh no........ am pissing my pants...........................oh God...............help me..................lol
That's why you got the pump.. to impress your inflatable lady friends.. I'm sorry but thats hilarious
get a real girl.
i say u get rid of the pump and find something else
i have a guy friend that owns a pocket pussy sounds weird but he says it it quite tight..lol try that good luck
agreed with burning for you...sorry i guess thats judging but..yah return the pump.
I am sorry but I do not think this sort of interest is socially helpful, but with the way women on here present women-hood, it is hardly surprising that you go for a doll which does not have psychological problems and hang ups.
I think though you should get out more and may be meet some of the nicer women the world out there has to offer. There are many!
Use the pump occassionally, and don't use it as your daily outlet.
Try a fleshlight or use what the rest of us do - your hands!
tape it up so ur thing fits and or buy a new plastic ho
and btw reurn the damn pump
i say... Get a girlfriend, be much better i promice! lmao
Kill yourself
Well if i were you i would first masturbate and then after i am sure that all of the stuff is gone i would "pump it up"! :-D Than hopefully nothing would come out because there would be nothing to come out!
Pumps can really hurt your penis's insides. I would stop using it. Just use your hand
I think that you could try writing to the manufacturer to ask them to make one with an adjustable fit or make one with a different size fit but the thing is that the latex ladies are there for a bit of a muck around on stag do's if not anything else and are not intended for having intercourse with. No judgment Will but maybe you should find some real lady friends. Hope this helps & always here XD
i think you should dispose the doll or return it to the manufacturer and make use of the pump since the pump is multifunctional...
1. it enlarge your penis
2. it make you ejaculate
hope this help
(giggle) goodness send them back and ask for a smaller size.
you are precious, mine are black today, thanks for not judging
get a real girl friend and then deal with weather ur penis fits in the hole right.
I'm not judging you Wil. In fact, even as a premature ejaculating soft cock who has sex in his parents bathroom with inflatable dolls, I believe you are a valuable contributor and not the total loser that many people have suggested to me. I recommend using the pump to run a balloon sculpture show at your local shopping mall. The money made could be put towards hiring a midget prostitute.
God just reading that question has made me hotter for you. Where do you live?
To answer this question in a very serious way, I'm going to offer you a quote from the character of "Spicoli" from the movie "Fast Times At Ridgemont High..."
"Dude!"
Don't bother explaining this to the doll maker......trust me. Get some sliced ham or salami and line the entrance to the proper width. I prefer to warm it slightly for a more realistic feel.
Hope this helps.
Whatever you do, do not use the pump near your love dolls as it might puncture one of them.
Just send the pump back, you don't need it