Going to China...need to learn how to take a dump standing up?!
Question: After a 3 month contract in Saudi Arabia, I go to another 3 month contract in China and was told in the briefing that we're I'll be stationed, they do not have normal sit down toilets. WTF? Now I need to learn how to drop a deuce standing up or squating? How does one do that? Should I go into the bushes in the park across the street and practice? Also, how do you not crap in your pants? Do you take them off? I would say screw you, take this job and shove it, but hell, they are paying me $50k + expenses (can I pay some Chinese plumber dude to install one? Do I a real toilet shipped there?)
Answers: After a 3 month contract in Saudi Arabia, I go to another 3 month contract in China and was told in the briefing that we're I'll be stationed, they do not have normal sit down toilets. WTF? Now I need to learn how to drop a deuce standing up or squating? How does one do that? Should I go into the bushes in the park across the street and practice? Also, how do you not crap in your pants? Do you take them off? I would say screw you, take this job and shove it, but hell, they are paying me $50k + expenses (can I pay some Chinese plumber dude to install one? Do I a real toilet shipped there?)
yeah..u do need to take ur pants off completely..
And u squat..so u better practice
Just squat n dump. simple.
NAHHHHHHHHH1 Depends where u are going, the city or the country side, the city is no problem they have everything in U.S
Wow LOL, just dump like everyone has said