Impregnanting yourself as a MAN!!?!


Question: As a man what if i donated my own sperm to a sperm bank...then went for an extremely grueling sex change operation to remove my penis, could i impregnant myself with my own sperm?? i want a baby, I WANT ME!!!


Answers: As a man what if i donated my own sperm to a sperm bank...then went for an extremely grueling sex change operation to remove my penis, could i impregnant myself with my own sperm?? i want a baby, I WANT ME!!!

technicallly, if u get a sex change, you can't have kids. They don't implant you with a uterous and ovaries and (real) vagina and... oh, u don't want to know. they just chop "it" off, and make u a nice little fake vagina. also, it would technically be an incest baby, and it would come out messed up. just get some girl pregnant, lock her in a basment for nine months, birth the baby yourself, then "find her" dead on your doorstep with a newborn baby in her arms. Then, promptly take the baby to social services, and demand that you get legal custody of it. then, explain to the kid about thriteen years later when it is a moody teenager exactly what you did to its mom, and watch it have sociologcal problems 4EVER!

No.

YOU can't get pregnant, idiot...

unless you have the female organs,,,,NO....
talk about inbreeding.....

Silly boy, only those born as girls with all the natural equipment can have babies

You first need to find the Dr. Frankenstein of sex change operations for this to work. You will need a living female participant to harvest the organs from. Hookers work well and drop their guard at the sight of money making it easy to grab them from behind with a rag of chloroform. Now that you have your hooker, your Dr. Frankenstein, and your sperm. Its time to let the doctor work his magic and hopefully you will be pregnant when you wake. No guarantees of course good luck with deformed little you

When you get your sex re-assignment make sure you ask for the deluxe procedure. That will give you a womb for the baby to grow inside you. Oh, and don't forget to ask for a cervix too.

If you don't ask for these things sometimes they won't give them to you.

ummmmm, that operation is cosmetic only, so you could put sperm in and then sperm would come out.... a tranny can't have a baby

Unbelievable! I thought I'd heard it all or in this case read it all! What planet do we live on?

even if u could, it could really mess up the baby, its like having sex with someone in ur family.

You seem a little cocky, or maybe a little selfish? i cant tell-- or it's something i really can't put a word do.
But, that isn't good. It's called inbreeding and it leads to birth defects and mental illnesses (usually).
Now, it isn't possible to be born a guy and have a sex change successful enough to be able to have a baby. Now, unless there is some new technology, it remains impossible. (That would just show how ****** up technology is these days, huh!?)





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