Hey guys, I'm looking to spice things up in bed with my wife Harriet. do you!
Question: It seems like every time the misses and I are about to get busy my annoying neighbor barges in with his friggin accordian, asking for cheese. I'd like to kill that little nerd with my bare hands!
Answers: It seems like every time the misses and I are about to get busy my annoying neighbor barges in with his friggin accordian, asking for cheese. I'd like to kill that little nerd with my bare hands!
You wear the pants in the house... (from the looks of it, XXL pants) but regardless. Get that geek outta there! I hear he's interested in your daughter!
whats a matter...you don't like accordians??
I find it funny that you are a top contributer in religion and spirituality and you are talking about murdering your next door neighbor.
I know what you can get to help you and your wife out. A water bed and baby oil. You guys will love it!!
That is a great visual image!
Is your neighbor fat and wear leiderhosen?
Maybe he's wanting to hear "Harriet" start yodelling.
i agree with momma muffin ;)
Maybe you should put a bolt lock on your door so Steve can't come in.
LMAO
That reminds me of something I used to see on TV... Anyway, have you ever tried locking the door?
i really dont know
Get busy to the music then.............
invite her sister to join you both!
handcuffs and whip cream?
body paint?
Tell your neighbor to play the accordion while you and your wife get busy and use the cheese and some wine to celebrate the orgasm.
Have fun!