Why does santa turn red when i sit on his lap???? is it high blood pressure?!
Question: his suit is red....his cheeks are red and jolly...and when i bounce on his lap, he turns even redder.
is he sick?
does he have high blood pressure? that worries me.
Answers: his suit is red....his cheeks are red and jolly...and when i bounce on his lap, he turns even redder.
is he sick?
does he have high blood pressure? that worries me.
You're so heavy, you're mashing his nuts.
Why is your dad dressing like Santa now? It is Easter not Christmas.
No, it's your lardass.
just be gald the blood is pumping to his face and not somewhere lower.
Lol. I'm assuming this is a joke question. Funny.