I am a farmer, how can i stop my co ck being so active in the mornings ?!
Question: cook it :)
Answers: cook it :)
Cut it's head off.
Wring its neck.
chop its balls off???
Don't you mean, how can you stop yourself from being such an active cock?
do you mean you penis or a bird?
put a leash on it
Throttle it.
put im in with some old boiler hen, not the spring chick no more thatal dapen his ardour
choke it.
ask your wife for it the night before
Wear Boxers or put boxers over its head.
please could you explain the question better or are you trying too be funny.-------- ?
leave ur wife do it
what does having to be a farmer have to do with anything??????
Find a hen that wants the attention
DON'T BE MEAN IT WANTS TO PLAY WITH EWE BAAAAAAAAAD COK
bake it in a pie
>:3
u can't help it as it happens with every guy in this world
i think till now u must have got used to it
ew.
skrew a goat instead.
keep it up late the night before and wear the little bugger out
Keep sheep instead!
Talk to it..tell it its na bad co..ck .say naughty naughty ...that should do it !!
You're a farmer? Well cock-a-doodle-do.
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