Condoms???????!


Question: Dude im with my ladyfriends tonight (giggity) and i'm thinking of using a little protection so i don't get "the clap". I havn't used a condom before and i'm wondering how your suppossed to do it? Can i get some advice?


Answers: Dude im with my ladyfriends tonight (giggity) and i'm thinking of using a little protection so i don't get "the clap". I havn't used a condom before and i'm wondering how your suppossed to do it? Can i get some advice?

no tricks just slap it on. everyone that answers these questions are such assholes and no not including me if anyone is going to make a sly remark about it.

You are not ready to hook up with anyone if you don't even know how to use a condom.

If your ladyfriends are there and they might have the clap, then run, don't walk out of there!

wat u obviously dont get sex education in schools where u live. find which side the tip sticks out at then put it on dumbass. it isn't rocket science if it wont go on u got it on upside down and dont hammer it on or it'l snap. have fun. if u get any that is.

Its easy slip it on and away you go. Glad to hear your using one, you should everytime...

Thank God you're using protection!! I'd hate to think of the offspring you'd produce...

There are actually 20 steps:
1. communicate w/ partner
2.Check experation date (in some states they can legally sell expired condoms)
3. Purchase condoms from a place that regularly sells them
4.store in a cool dry place
5.check date again
6.open package carefully--no teeth you could rip it
7.check for damage
8.arousal and erect penis
9.add spermicide and WATER based lubricant only
10.check which way it unrolls
11.squeeze tip of condom to remove air, and make room for semen
12.roll condom to base of penis
13. twist and lock condom at base (lightly turn it so it has less of a chance of coming off, the latex will grip around your penis)
14.intercourse
15.orgasm/ejaculation
16.hold ontol rim of condom
17. withdraw penis while erect
18.unroll condom from penis away from partner
19.check for damage---if there is damage your partner shudl take EC (plan b)
20.don't reuse the condom or flush it, tie it up and throw it away

condoms are barbaric i never use them. i do it the natural way. and if i happen to get a ***** pregnant thenb i don't have to suffer those nine months

Dude! Don't do it! Not if she has the clap!

Well I guess there is no law on being stupid. SO here follow these tips:

1. Get yourself some condoms and lubricant (ky jelly "warming sensations" is what I like)

2. Get with your ladyfriend.

3. Get naked with ladyfriend.

4. Present condoms and open the box.

5. Remove one condom from the box then the wrapper.

6. Look at your condom as it is out of its package - notice the part that sticks out? That this the outside of the condom.

7. Pinch the part that sticks out and place ky jelly on the inside - use LIBERALLY!!.

8. When your penis is hard take the rubber band part of the condom and ROLL it over your penis - the ky jelly should be on the INSIDE of the condom. This reduces chaffing and "indian burn" on your part. Roll the rubber band part all the way down to the base of your penis.

9. This was suppose to be a 9 step program but since you mentioned the clap - better use a second condom.

10. After applying second condom, rub ky jelly on your penis and just on outside of the vagina (this prevents chaffing on her part) insert penis into vagina and wiggle it around. Repeat as necessary until you feel funny and then want to fall asleep.

If you don't want to make an *** of yourself you might want to practice by yourself a couple times until you can get the hand of it.

Good luck!

you tear the condom out of the packet, put it on the head of your penis when your hard, and slide it down the head and the body of the penis until it hits the end and then your ready.





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