Has anyone here already had a vasectomy?!


Question: What do the do with the testicles after they're removed?

My wife would like them to put in a jar on our mantle as a joke, but I don't think that's something the guests at our house need to see.


Answers: What do the do with the testicles after they're removed?

My wife would like them to put in a jar on our mantle as a joke, but I don't think that's something the guests at our house need to see.

My husband had one of those. I always wondered what we would do with them. He was going to get them stuffed and mounted, but I poo pooed that idea - now they are hanging from the truck mirror.....


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I keep my hubby's in my purse. I let him look at them, but he can't hold them...or scratch them.

You do not get neutered!!!!!

The cut your Das vensres tube and solder it's ends

You are thinking of castration where they remove the testicles. In a vasectomy just the vessel that carries sperm to the urethra gets cut. They make two incisions in your scrotum and cut the tube. It gets cauterized by the cut. When they pull on the tube to cut it you can feel the pull up your back.

I'm sure your wife will remove them for you if that's what you really want.

My friend forced her hubby to get a vasectomy..... it was pretty crappy of her to do, cause she was planning on leaving him.. Here is what happend..

She got prego, they married. He went to Irac, she cheated and got knocked up, he returned and forgave her and wanted to raise the child as his own. She refused, took his child and moved in with the guy she cheated with until she gave birth to her second child. Guy she cheated with was an *** hole and didn't want to accept her first child and she crawled back to her ex husband. EX Hubby took her back...

Then, she was upset that her second (ilegitamate) pregnancy recked her body. So she pressured him to pay for a tummy tuck, lipo, and a boob job. After that was done, she then forced him to get a vasectomy so that they didn't risk recking her body with another pregnancy...... Two months later, she filled for divorce!!!!

This girl not only took her man's balls, she smashed them!

Hang them on the Xmas tree??

What do priests and xmas trees have in common?? Both their balls are for decorations only!!!

Uh, Loving LIfe - its a vas defrens, not das verfrens!

dude, why do you think doctors have such well fed dogs?

but no, they just tie the tubes lol.

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No , I haven't because I am a woman. But reading everyones answers, I had the laugh of my life today. I am in computer class in my college and I am crying of laugh so much and hoping that I don't get caught in class my the teacher. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

How will we have children if you get a vasectomy? LOL

OK, you must be making a joke.

I had a vasectomy, and I still have by testicles attached to my body. They don't get removed. The reason for getting a vasectomy is so you can have all the sex in the world without making babies. If you get your testicles removed, then you will likely not be very interested in sex.





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