A 10 inch cucumber is stuck in vagina. I cant get it out cause its to thick!?!


Question: i have some blueish goo coming out of my vagina what the hell would that be?

i have tried putting in lotion, vasaline and it wont come out. I tried pushing it out and that dont work either its to darn thick!I guess i must of forced it in there sense i cant get it out!Please help im not sure what to do!


Answers: i have some blueish goo coming out of my vagina what the hell would that be?

i have tried putting in lotion, vasaline and it wont come out. I tried pushing it out and that dont work either its to darn thick!I guess i must of forced it in there sense i cant get it out!Please help im not sure what to do!

You must have wedged it, turn it lengthwise, then it should fall out. Silly girl.

Why would you need a cucumber, im sure you could get a guy instead.

wow not many ppl like vegetables as much as u apparently

911. seriously, no joke. might be embarrassing but its better then destroying your vaginal wall. also you'll be loose forever if u dont.

owned

HAHAH! A Cucumber!!! Wow
But go see a doctor.

Call a plumber

wow.
sounds like you have quite a predicament.
i'm sorry but you got
PWNED!
in a quite naughty way. ;]

WOW lol that's not good i would call 911 or go to the hospital if you can drive I'm not sure i personally would not advise walking around or driving you could tear something. That was a very bad idea don't do it again.
lol this is like the equivalent of a 3yr old putting a bean up their nose.

Go to E.R.

It'll be embarrassing yes, but no more embarrassing than many rude answers to your question.

Go get it removed before longer lasting conditions arise.

Just go. =]

If this is real, and I highly doubt it is, I strongly suggest getting medical help.

If you won't get help, perhaps carefully using a corkscrew could help?

WHOA GUY.
that is serious. call a doctor.

[singing] on my own, pretending he's beside me..lol..yeah call 911 immediately

april fool's much?

Ok. This is my best at home extraction advise. This could be potentially dangerous so be careful. Take a spoon, a knife would work better but is more risky, and core the cucumber. Once you take out the middle the skin should come out. Be really carefull.

better get it out before it pickles...

Cut it up and make a salad. You can use a couple slices to put over your eyes to reduce puffiness.

Quick....call your man and have him bring some ranch dressing

use a cork screw and pull it out

Impossible. The jokes on you.

nothing to worry about my wife loves to eat cucumbers

Obviously since you have already talked about it here you video tape it and put it on youtube! Then to make yourself a self made celebrity just ask a question on here with a link to your video and plaster your name and situation all over the internet. Then just sit back and wait for all the movie deals to roll in!





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