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Question: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? People keep asking me and I need to give them an answer!
Answers: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? People keep asking me and I need to give them an answer!
This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.
Others say:
* He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!
* A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.
* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.
* One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.
* It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.
* Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.
* It depends on how good his dentures are!
* A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.
* About 5.72 fluid litres of wood
* About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.
* Um....... 23????
* Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.
* If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.
Lots and lots!!!!
well a wood chuck would chuck lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood ;)
i wood chuck would chuck all around the wood chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. XD
75 million tons
are you cereal? well, i think it's 13. just kidding. i have no idea :)
and i didn't know woodchucking was a men's health problem. i guess i learned something today!
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood =)
one million
*laughs* Its just a riddle. don't worry about it that much.
Either way woodchucks dont chuck would they poke it. er something like that.
If a wood chuck could chuck wood... a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck.
as much as a wood chuck could, IF a wood chuck could chuck wood =)
A wood chuck would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
HAaa!! what in the world makes you think a wood chuck could chuck wood.
two pounds.
The answer is actually 1 rik (which is equal to 3ft by 3ft by 6ft)
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999...
A real Wood Chuck would chuck wood while wood chucking was good which any Wood Chuck knows is bright and early in the morning and all day long! Good Chucking!
Wood chucks would chuck chunks of wood if he could chuck the wood. i would, and he should chuck wood.
i have big wood
Well it is like this,,, the wood chuck found out he could not chuck wood back in 1999 so he hired the beaver to do it for him. So far the beaver has done such a good job , chucking more wood for less money, that he has hired help. Today the wood chuck is not chucking any wood he rides around in a limo checking on all of his beavers.